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  • The Raid 2 2014

    ★★★★½ Added 2

    Yes because ain't nobody and dey mommas seeing this film so a 3rd time's a charm. Some of the complaints from nerds talking about shaky cam, yeah they were shaky because of the bigger scope. You'd be shaking the fucking camera too if your fucking movie was made under 10 million with the scope of this magnitude. You can't blame the filmmakers for being a little too excited now do yah? This ain't universal studios bitch.

  • The Raid 2 2014

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Apr, 2014

    That kitchen fight, twas like watching 6 rocky movies rolled into one scene on Christmas day for me to open it with joyfulness and glee. Stephen King and I agree that Hammer Girl and baseball bat guy is awesomessssssssssssss!!!!!!!

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  • Cheap Thrills 2013

    ★★★★ Added 4

    You guys can have your Cpt America/ comic book movies bloated with the same damn cgi effects that's been recycled in every single movie with Christopher Nolan the exception, I personally prefer these types of films. It's fucking funny/perverse and twisted and it doesn't cost a shit ton of money to make. Damn this movie is funny as fuck.

  • The Raid 2 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 12 Apr, 2014 2

    Hammer girl, she has hammers. while hammering away dudes in suits I was masturbating quietly up in the balcony in my boots. Normally I would jerk off to naked boobs but I can't even look at a fucking hammer ever again without reaching down my fucking pants and spanking the monkey. I can't go to Home Depot now, FUCK!!!!!