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  • Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story 1993

    ★★★★★ Added

    I'm waiting for the Bluray to hit my mailbox so this review is solely based on the time when I saw it at the theaters when I was in Junior High School. At the time of the screening, I was already a Bruce Lee fan and was incredibly curious about his life story. Upon viewing this movie, I came across a warm and wet liquid flowing down the tip of my penis. At first I thought I spilled warm french…

  • Beverly Hills Cop 1984

    ★★★★★ Added

    "Disturbing the peace, I got thrown out a window, what's the fucking charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, Jaywalking? This is bullshit!"

    Gets in the back of a Beverly Hills Police Car, "You know this is the cleanest and nicest police car I ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my Apartment."

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