James Caan fucking killed it in this. Fuck it James Caan might be my favorite actor like ever. Dude is such a cool ass motherfucker, right? Al Pacino, cool as a motherfucker and dynamite as ever. All the old skool cats you grew up watching fucking killed it in this movie. Marlon Fucking Brando murdered in this motherfucker, man you can't top this movie, ever. The one, the only, The motherfucking Godfather!
Shame on you Roald Dahl and Paramount pictures for exploiting little children and giving creepy uncles all over the world ideas on how to turn their creepy white van into a bait mobile filled with wonderful tasty treats made out of chocolate and taffy and gobstoppers.
Little Rusty: Wow, a van filled with candy!!!
Creepy Uncle: Hey little guy, do you want a ride in the candy mobile?
Little Rusty: Boy, do I? I can have all the candy in…