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  • Sleeping Fist 1979

    ★★★½ Added

    Is when you masturbate in discretion advice.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990

    ★★★★ Added 2

    Still holds up, and still the best ninja turtles movie cause of its accurate portrayal of the comics. It's a wise cracking hip action packed comic book movie. Jim Henson's creature shop is a stroke of genius, the look of the turtles is so magical. Nothing better than seeing a rubber suited turtle than say, a shitty CGI one? Casey Jone is a great character in this, along with April O Neil. I really like the side characters with Danny…

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  • Kickboxer 1989

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jul, 2014 2

    You got Dennis 'The Terminator' Alexio and Van Damme in the same movie? Come on now, simple formula to make a classic van damme vehicle which is considered to be his best film and personally, my favorite movies of the 80s martial arts/action wise. Stallone tries to duplicate this same formula with failed results because, the product added to the flask is expired. Eric and Kurt are brothers in the movie and Eric is an up and coming high rising…

  • Lucy 2014

    ★★½ Watched 25 Jul, 2014 3

    Visually it has its moments and the action scenes are one of a kind. The car chase scene had me on the edge of my seat which is a sign of a good action director that knows what he is doing. The plot and story, very forgettable. The ending of the film is left to be desired. at 85mins it does pack a punch but like I said before, it's a rent-to-watch-at-home at best.