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  • 7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough

    7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough 2006

    ½ Added

    Oh...I hate this crap...

  • Anvil! The Story of Anvil

    Anvil! The Story of Anvil 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 11 Apr, 2012

    One of the saddest films I've ever seen.

  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film 2010

    ½ Added

    Dear admin,

    please add an option to rate this film with zero stars.

    Thanks.


    - Nobody should ever watch this film. -

  • Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows 2012

    ★★½ Watched 16 Oct, 2012

    Werewolf.

    'nuff said.

  • Dead Like Me: Life After Death

    Dead Like Me: Life After Death 2009

    ★★½ Added

    Ellen is as awesome as always but Laura Harris and Mandy Patinkin are not in the film.
    The story is really bad...
    But well, at least they tried to create a real ending for this wondeful series.

  • Doom

    Doom 2005

    ★★½ Added

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's not that bad.
    I like the "ego-shooter"-sequence at the end.

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason 2003

    ★★★½ Added

    I really like this film.
    You get what you expect.
    Stupid teenagers, 2 evil creatures, blood blood blood and an epic end fight.

  • God Bless America

    God Bless America 2011

    ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jul, 2012

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Roxy: Wow. Look at all these people.
    Frank: Yeah. I wish I had an AK-47.


    Frank: Are you A.D.D. 'Juno'
    Roxy: Yes. I have A.D.D. And don't you ever call me fucking 'Juno' again.
    Frank: Sorry.
    Roxy: That's who we should kill next.
    Frank: A fictitious character?
    Roxy: No. Diablo Cody. Fuck her for writing that movie, she's the only stripper who suffers from too much self esteem.

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla 2014

    ★★★ Watched 22 Aug, 2014

    It's like Jacksons's King Kong in bad.
    To much human drama, to many children who lost their parents.

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis 2013

    ★★★ Watched 12 Apr, 2014

    Oh, poor cat.

  • Lucy

    Lucy 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan, 2015

    It's far from perfect but I really like the idea.
    Less CGI would have helped.

  • Max Payne

    Max Payne 2008

    ½ Added

    I...hate...Mark...Wahlberg...