Boobs in the first ten seconds. Slow motion. CGI blood spurts. Mostly naked dirty musclemen yelling about glory or whatever. More boobs. Shameless setup for next franchise installment. An…
Alin Wallace ★★★★★
Another outstanding entry from a Director who should be more in the spotlight than he is. Visually stunning production with the odd head fuck thrown in make this a must…
Danny Baldwin ★★★
Trying to put all the hype aside: What I saw was a decent coming-of-age story about a young woman who gets swept up in her youthful passion, with a terrifically…
jvince ★★★ 9
A Movie A Day 2013: Day 344
The Good: Two things: the spectacular barrel sequence and Smaug.
The Bad: Desolation of Smaug is a bloated and exhausting 161 minutes. Dialogue…
Now that wasn't so bad after all, was it?