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  • The Adventures of Tintin

    The Adventures of Tintin 2011

    ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Dec, 2016 1

    After a three-year gap to let the stench of Crystal Skull dissipate, Spielberg's comeback was everything Indy used to be: breathless, air-punching adventure from beginning to end. The performance-capture format was a bold move but there's simply no other way this could have worked, and you can feel The Berg's excitement at its possibilities in every frame (not least in that glorious 152-second shot that crowns the tremendous escape from Bagghar). The wait for a sequel continues to rank as one of the worst experiences mankind has ever faced.

  • Sabrina

    Sabrina 1954

    ★★★★★ Watched 03 Dec, 2016

    I really want to see the film that comes between Casablanca and Sabrina, where Rick Blaine flees Morocco and worms his way into an upstate New York family where he assumes the role of Linus Larabee, a successful businessman, in order to evade the vengeful son of Major Strasser. And then I want to see the film that comes after Sabrina, where all the characters collide in Paris and Sabrina falls in love with Ilsa and Rick lets them go off together and Strasser Jr realises that Larabee is really Blaine because literally nobody else could be that GODDAMN NOBLE ALL OF THE GODDAMN TIME

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  • Oblivion

    Oblivion 2013

    ★★★ Watched 09 Apr, 2013 4

    If you're the kind of person who liked Moon but a) needed every single piece of information explained to you at length and b) didn't think it had enough explosions or Tom Cruise in it, then Oblivion is for you.

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel 2013

    ★★ Watched 13 Jun, 2013 1

    Like Krypton itself, Man Of Steel collapses under the weight of its own excesses, its hollow core the cause of its doom. It's beyond saving.

    That said, fat Laurence Fishburne outjogging a collapsing skyscraper is proper lolz.