Silent J ★ 3
My (film noir-ish) reaction to the film-
Daytime. Somewhere around 3:30 PM. It's hot as the dickens. Feels as if the whole damn state was just ravaged by some sort…
Forrest Ellsworth ★ 9
Elves are fucking boring.
Martin Freeman gets like four lines of dialogue. And he's easily the best thing thing about this series.
Everything is CGI'd to hell. Everything. There's…
The Caker Baker 13
How Much of Amy Adams' Boob Can We Show Without Showing Amy Adams' Boob: The Movie
Cappie Chamberlain ★★★½
I love Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, it is tons of fun, very amusing, clever and even a little bit meta. So it goes without saying that I was…
Film #2 of Reelz' 31 Films of Horror
"Great, I killed the strawberry jam" should be listed on AFI's "100 Years...100 Movie Quotes" list, just sayin'.
The Blob completely terrified…