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  • ParaNorman 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug, 2012

    A refreshingly mature take on how one should respond to bullies that also doubles as a fun variant of the zombie film. Surprisingly jolting in spots, with goofy/endearing characters and impeccable animation. One of the best wide release films of 2012.

  • Robot & Frank 2012

    ★★½ Watched 02 Sep, 2012

    Slowly won me over, only for a sudden, awkward and almost offensive collapse into plot mechanics spoiled its listless charm. Langella and robot give good double act, however.

  • Twixt 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec, 2012

    As Marie Dressler said, you're only as good as your last picture, which is why Coppola may identify himself with a "bargain-basement Stephen King" instead of the instant legend of the '70s. Yet this Gothic romance, as stylish on its small, digital scale as his Dracula was on a vast, proudly no-digital-trickery one, shows the director is still capable of beautiful work, and more personal than ever. The cheesiness and self-effacing humor is a welcome change of pace for a…

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★ Watched 23 Jul, 2012

    From just about any critical rubrik, this film falls short. Its grandiose IMAX spectacle cannot cover up the flat banality of most of its compositions, the narrative bloat is immense, and its casual flirtation with fascism is uncomfortable, even if it does jump through hoops to escape that association by the end. Yet if the film indulges the worst of Nolan, it also equally exaggerates his best qualities: his chessmaster plotting, his gift for tension manipulation and his ability to…

  • The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare 2012

    ★½ Watched 29 Jan, 2013

    Simpsons already did it.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

    ★★½ Watched 03 Jul, 2012

    The bit where Garfield is adjusting to his powers is fantastic. Everything else is muddled, poorly shot and contradictory. But it has potential, at least, to not suck.

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild 2012

    Watched 23 Nov, 2012

    You're doing a heck of a job, Benhie.

  • Magic Mike 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jul, 2012

    Who would have guessed a film with a penis pump sight gag would also be the best encapsulation to date of Generation Y and the troubles it faces in pursuing its dreams?

  • Brave 2012

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Jun, 2012

    I didn't like one element of the film (though I'm impressed at how well it was kept under wraps and out of trailers), but otherwise the best take on the Disney princess formula in decades. Improves even on the inconsistent characteristics of '90s heroines like Belle and Jasmine.

  • Stella Days 2012

    ★★ Watched 28 Jun, 2012

    The occasional moment of honest appraisal of how deep-seated Catholic guilt runs in Ireland is all that saves this white bread, inoffensive take on a knotty subject.

  • Extraterrestrial 2012

    ★★★ Watched 18 Jun, 2012

    Amusing, but I feel it eventually dropped the ball on the sci-fi angle, loose as it was to begin with.

  • Rock of Ages 2012

    Watched 17 Jun, 2012

    It's one thing to be camp. It's another to be abysmal camp.