Bill Chambers ½ 7
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Peter Labuza ★½
Assholes of America And their petty dreams. Self-conscious mocking For old school moralism. "Fucks" don't deserve it.
Michael Bay should never moralize—it's that simple. For about 20 minutes, Bay had…
Peter Labuza ★★★★★ 2
Sing out echoes of my past Of the warmth that family made. A kiss in the shadows A gentle pass of hands.
Maybe I do need to be…
Sean Gilman ★★★★
Saddest caper film ever. Parents, don't let your children grow up to be bounty hunters.
Fuck this movie.