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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Watched 17 May, 2015 4

    BALLS FUCKING DEEP IN MY ASS.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan, 2015

    My brother kept biting his nails and I was like "I don't need your fucking nails all over my carpet, you stupid fucking cunt."

    The movie was great, though.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar 2014

    ★★★ Watched 11 Nov, 2014 1

    I mean sure, it looks great, so do I but I'm still fucked up on the inside.

  • Her

    Her 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan, 2014

    A romantic film with a feel and atmosphere all of it's own and characters with their own soul and individuality. It's a modern take on love, for sure, yet the core themes of connection are universal and should ring true forever.

    The love story in "Her" is pure, and the film delivers in buckets when it comes to the chemistry, comedy, drama and that genuine filmmaking beauty. There's also a scoop of science fiction left very vague and up for…

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 17 Dec, 2014

    Pretty good I mean what do you want me to say?

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

    ★★★★½ Watched 16 Dec, 2015

    I try to not get sentimental on here because you guys always come off like sociopaths. But what the hell.

    This was emotional.

    A great start to a new trilogy, even though it pretty much hits every beat of A New Hope, The Force Awakens feels fresh enough to stand on its own. Thrilling, moving, genuinly funny. And just a heck of an adventure.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Dec, 2015

    I couldn't help myself.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct, 2014

    I know I'm late to the party.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan, 2014 1

    One of the very few things I hate more than men who think women are somehow inferior to them, are ignorant, feminist cunts who fail to separate sexists from moralists. I love Martin Scorsese even more now for making this unflinching look into shallowness and excessive materialism.

  • Gravity

    Gravity 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov, 2013

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did you guys stick around to the post credits scene where Nick Fury recruited Ryan to join the Avengers?

    And she was like "I don't work with negroes".

    Shit was cash.

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec, 2014 1

    Straight up pretty fuckin' good.

  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 20 Dec, 2014

    Maybe the greatest sociopath hangout movie.