bizarre_eye ★★★ 5
Andy Milligan does Sweeney Todd as only Andy Milligan can, with plenty of sleazy shenanigans, bad accents, and mutton chops galore.
However, beneath the thin crust of abject silliness lies…
Forrest Ellsworth ★½
I can forgive the lazy voice acting.
I can forgive the lame jokes.
I can forgive the shoddy animation.
I can forgive the tired, boring plot.
I can forgive the…
Gala Avary ½
I can't believe I spent 15 dollars to go see this movie.
Hollie Horror ★½ 3
That movie was only 82-minutes long?! You could have fooled me, Mr. Band! I thought for sure I was suffering through a movie the length of War and Peace! It…
Forrest Ellsworth ★★★★½
"Open up and let the Devil in."
A nice little trip down absolutely batshit insane bonkers tie-me-up crazy fuck fuck fuck fuck lane. I have a few theories but who…