This film made me want to tear my fucking eyes out. It is every goddamn cliche in every American party movie, with douche-bag characters and terrible fucking 'jokes', if you can call them that. I prefer to say just a series of sexual references made one after the other. There is literally a line in the movie where one of the teenagers says "I'm cumming on Santa Clauses face!" That's only the first twenty minutes.

The little plot the movie has for the duration of the party is the most unoriginal piece of rubbish ever. The dad says "No-one touch my car while I'm gone." OOH I WONDER IF ANYTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE CAR.

At one point, after several extremely obvious disasters occur at the drunken party, there is a moment where one of the main characters apologizes to the other for all the shit that had gone down. This could have been a genuinely interesting scene, where we realize the extremities the party has gone too. Instead, we get two sentences of dialogue before it's back to the party. "I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy." There is a moment where a man is SET ON FIRE, yet is forgotten about within seconds.

I guess people are watching this purely for entertainment, but how much entertainment is an hour and a half of teens drinking and hooking up, all shot in shaky, found-footage style.

Half a star only because I can't rate it 0