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  • Blunt Force Trauma

    Blunt Force Trauma 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 03 Oct, 2015

    Who needs pinto beans when you can have Pinto boobs? Cause that's what you get in "Blunt Force Trauma".

    This was not the greatest movie ever made but it WAS an enjoyable timepasser. The premise is certainly original enough.

  • Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

    Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List 2015

    Watched 02 Oct, 2015

    From the producers of "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" (another movie I really didn't like) comes this similarly titled crapfest about a college Freshman's co-dependent relationship with her gay best friend who she secretly pines for. This is atrocious, badly filmed (why is everything on an angle?) fluff featuring some of the least convincing "quirkiness" (there's literally a scene where the characters debate the final scene of Sofia Coppola's "Lost in Translation") ever put to film.

    Some decent music but other than that.... bleh.

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  • Lost River

    Lost River 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 07 Apr, 2015

    Production designed like a motherforker and gorgeously, eerily filmed, Ryan Gosling's much ballyhooed directorial debut "Lost River" is a masterpiece and one of the great cinematic discoveries of 2015 so far (though, to be fair, I've known of the movie for years, since it was first announced as "How to Catch a Monster").

    Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men" plays a single mom who gets a job at a seedy club that is kind of like a circus of violence for…

  • Somewhere

    Somewhere 2010

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar, 2012

    I love this film. It's easily my favorite film of 2010. Elle Fanning is riveting, Dorff gives the performance of his career (ok, that's not saying much) and while it's more-or-less a companion piece to "Lost in Translation", it's also Coppola's nod to Antonioni. Love it.