DirkH ★ 39
This film reminds me of that fat, dead guy in Se7en.
You know the one who gets force fed so much food that his stomach bursts?
Yeah, this film is…
Silent J ★★ 1
*Part of Disney Project*
This is basically just two unrelated shorts in one film. I've never seen Bongo but I vaguely remember seeing Mickey and the Beanstalk as a kid.…
Silent J ★★ 28
You get some solid acting, especially from an excellent Elisabeth Olsen and a genuinely creepy John Hawkes, and the director gets some truly fantastic shots in. The problem is that…
A film that owned me by the time the title hit the screen. The rest I enjoyed well enough and then the ending hit and the tears were aflowing. There…
Matt Gamble ½ 5
Quite possibly the dumbest film I will see all year, and I've watched Dark Shadows. Boring plot, forgettable performances, banal characters and utterly pointless direction leads to a clear favorite…