"Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro."
Yes, the film is borderline retarded, the acting is horrible and the ending is so eye rolling that I can't see straight, but for some reason I was entertained.
I won't try to safe this film in any way or form, is the worst of the franchise hands down, it feels so unreal and the CGI looks horrible!
Now, with all that said and dusted, I…
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
The Fast and the Furious = Point Break on wheels, and personally, I prefer cars than surf boards.
The Fast and the Furious is fun to watch, cars, cheesy lines, a mindless story and cool car stunts. There are no twists or surprises, what you see…
"He had this kind of magical quality that all the genuine poets and artists have: to elevate things. To get above the mundane, the prosaic. All the bullshit. All the mediocrity that's everywhere. The artist, the artist is the pioneer."
Searching for Sugar Man took me on an adventure from Detroit to South Africa, on a search of a legend, a folk hero, of a man, but above…
"Not porno tongue. Church tongue."
The Wedding Singer makes me wanna get a "Only Members" Jacket, grow a 5 o’clock shadow beard and listen to Billy idol!
The Wedding Singer hit all the sweet spots, I love the 80's, the music, the films. The Wedding Singer showcase all that, and some great laughs, charismatic characters and a funny story.
Adam Sandler is great! He really made the character his own,…
"Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges."
If I look for the words Bad-ass, cool, amazing, fun and entertaining, I guarantee Dredd is the common Synonym.
Dredd is simply top notch entertainment, there is not a dull moment in the…
"No ship should go down without her Captain..."
I'am not a Star Trek fan (not because I dislike it, just because I have never watch any of the films or the TV shows).
Star Trek Into Darkness has all the components that makes for a fun and entertaining summer blockbuster, if that was director J.J. Abrams goal, well sir, you succeeded with flying colors.
The film hits the ground running and doesn't stop till the end, the action pieces…
"I just had the greatest idea, let's stay, let's spend the night in the Funhouse!"
Tobe Hooper The Funhouse is a simple horror film, what is tense about it, is how the conflict arrives, a simple teenage prank turns into a nightmarish tale of doom consequences.
The film has flaws but I be damn if is not entertaining, The Funhouse goes by the numbers, but the grittiness and the…
"You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl."
Does the Lisbon sister even exist? are they as beautiful as they really look? or are they just a glorification in the mind of the narrator. One thing if fot sure, this is a coming of age film, grasping the straws of what makes life complex and bittersweet.…
"Rambo? Rambo's a pussy."
Whoever thought of Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell together in a film, is a genius! maybe the greatest 80's idea since the Pet Rock!
How do I review Tango & Cash, umm...
Eye Rolling scenarios... yes!!!
Over the top villains.. you bet!!!
Tango & Cash is fun, dumb and entertaining, it put a smile in my face. Stallone and Russell are charismatic, funny…
"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."
Science Fiction is a complex genre, bu there are certain film that transcend the genre, films that not only become iconic but they cast a shadow and a raise the bar so high,…
"I just want to be perfect."
Talk about obsession and perfection, a combination that is a recipe for auto destruction, and no better director to bring to life this tale of horror and beauty than Darren Aronofsky.
Black Swan is Aronofsky balance between Sci-Fi, drama and horror, is hunting, tense, sweet and borderline…
"I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone."
The Wrestler found a way to be uplifting, redeeming and flat out depressing all in one single film.
Mr. Aronofsky enjoys creating compelling stories around very heavy themes, that by itself is nothing new. What makes Darren jump out from the rest is that…