It's everything a kick-ass summer blockbuster should be.

Don't worry about the nerds prattling about how it makes fun of genre conventions while participating in them. Just enjoy and laugh about how balls-to-the-wall crazy it all gets.

One hundred years from now, film scholars will study the 15 wordless minutes near the beginning of this movie as one of the finest examples of storytelling across any medium or genre. I say this without threat of hyperbole.

Eve's zero-gravity dance with Wall-E is one of the most breathtaking moments in cinema since we first see the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.