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  • Pixels

    Pixels 2015

    ★½ Watched 15 Nov, 2015

    I was at last thinking favourably a really promisingly fun and goofy premise that shines where everything else fails, but since the premise was taken straight from an online short film, this movie has little going for it. It's An insane combining of all the wrong ingrediants: a big fun summer action comedy concept with the family adventure sensibilities of chris columbus mixed with adam sandler and his acting crew and writing staff = an hodge podge mess that never…

  • Southpaw

    Southpaw 2015

    ★½ Watched 12 Nov, 2015


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  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…

  • The Hills Have Eyes Part II

    The Hills Have Eyes Part II 1984

    ★½ Watched 27 Oct, 2015

    I like the blind girl in a horror movie idea....I guess...

    Fun Fact: A large chunk of the action scenes are just people flashing back to the action scenes from the first film.

    Fun Fact #2: Even the dog has a flashback.