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  • W.

    W. 2008

    ★★★ Watched 20 May, 2015

    I think I would like this better if I hadn't lived through it.

    Also, Thandie Newton's Condoleeza Rice is the funniest thing ever.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Watched 18 May, 2015

    Absolutely amazing in every conceivable way. I was completely blown the fuck away for a solid two hours.

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  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…

  • Transformers: The Movie

    Transformers: The Movie 1986

    ★★½ Watched 23 Jun, 2014 1

    One full star is for the soundtrack, which is perfection. If nothing else comes out of my watching this, there will be tracks from the album on my ipod by dawn....