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Three way tie for best thing:
- A racer with zeal of a young Chris Tucker, while losing a race where a three-way sexual encounter is on the line, screaming, "My Ménaaaaaaage!".
- Vin Diesel saying anything.
- The big street racing event is called "Race Wars".
Voting is open.
A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.
For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…