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  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 07 Jul, 2015

    Way goofier and very stakes and ambition free in contrast to the original, however, a few sequences made me really "belly/rock hard abs" laugh like a delighted male strip club patron.

  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys 2015

    ★★ Watched 07 Jul, 2015

    I don't think I've ever seen this film before, but every part of me wanted to click the "I've seen this film before" box.

    Fun Fact: One full star is for Arnold.

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  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    ★½ Watched 14 Jun, 2015 1

    This could have been so much fun.

    But the most amazing thing about this movie, is that instead of feeling like a 14 years later sequel, it just feels like another hastily thrown together in a long line of every couple of years type of installment.

    This movie also elevates fan pandering to some kind of meta art form wherein you could spend most of the movies runtime picking out shots, characters, designs, vehicles, et al that reference better elements…