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  • Blue Ruin

    Blue Ruin 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug, 2016

    Tight and Tense as fuck.

  • Pete's Dragon

    Pete's Dragon 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug, 2016

    See Hollywood? Now THAT's how you remake! You take a inarguably shitty original movie with a little bit of brand recognition (cause I know how you like that), and recast it with a bunch of way better actors and an effecting story. Then, just write a script that doesn't speak down to anyone and believe in that story instead of reminding us literally every other minute of a different movie we wish we were watching in lieu of a remake! (Fake coughghostbustersjurassicworld)

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    Watched 28 Mar, 2016 1

    I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but such a fucking boring drag. From about frame one.....

    There are many moments that make me question if Snyder understands basic narrative at all. Hmmm, when's a good time to intro some slow, pointless Justice league info, shown to us while someone slowly and methodically parses some computer files? I've got it! The shot after literally introducing a ticking countdown clock during the climax! Brilliant!*

    *not sure if it's the…

  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…