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  • The Lords of Salem

    The Lords of Salem 2012

    ★★★ Watched 26 Oct, 2016 1

    Rob Zombie as a filmmaker is like a Kevin Smith and Clive Barker collaboration. I'm aware this may sound like a pure nightmare to most but I have a soft spot for both, so I kind of find Zombie's films endearing messes. 

    As for the film itself, I like the promise of the premise, I think it's plenty atmospheric and it's probably Zombie's quietest most understated (um, kind of) film. Which is good as they're usually obnoxiously loud and filled…

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare 1991

    Watched 25 Oct, 2016

    Completely insane. At times approaching near Troll 2 levels. Plus side, I (mostly) had fun and laughed a lot.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    Watched 28 Mar, 2016 1

    I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but such a fucking boring drag. From about frame one.....

    There are many moments that make me question if Snyder understands basic narrative at all. Hmmm, when's a good time to intro some slow, pointless Justice league info, shown to us while someone slowly and methodically parses some computer files? I've got it! The shot after literally introducing a ticking countdown clock during the climax! Brilliant!*

    *not sure if it's the…

  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…