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  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore 1996

    ★★½ Watched 24 Jun, 2016

    I'm afraid it just didn't hold up like I hoped. Nostalgically, it's 3 and a half stars. But as a discerning adult, it lost a lot of charm.

  • Warcraft

    Warcraft 2016

    ½ Watched 14 Jun, 2016

    The purest form of 80-proof, distilled dreck.

    Alternate single sentence review: "HAHA, video game movies!"

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    Watched 28 Mar, 2016 1

    I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but such a fucking boring drag. From about frame one.....

    There are many moments that make me question if Snyder understands basic narrative at all. Hmmm, when's a good time to intro some slow, pointless Justice league info, shown to us while someone slowly and methodically parses some computer files? I've got it! The shot after literally introducing a ticking countdown clock during the climax! Brilliant!*

    *not sure if it's the…

  • Don Verdean

    Don Verdean 2015

    ★★★ Watched 13 Jun, 2016 3

    A decent and funny idea but not a very funny, engaging or well realized film.

    However, I LOST IT whenever Jemaine Clement did or said anything.