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  • Varan the Unbelievable 1958

    ★½ Watched 20 Aug, 2014

    This is unbelievable shitty.

  • Godzilla vs. Megaguirus 2000

    ★★★ Watched 17 Aug, 2014

    Goofy as per usual, but visually takes godzilla into some new and pretty interesting visual territory, including for the first time, hit or miss CGI. Fairly standard plot with some nice twists involving black-holes, an army of flying insect drones and a rough-edged female hero and her easily injured man-boy sidekick.

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  • Transformers: The Movie 1986

    ★★½ Watched 23 Jun, 2014 1

    One full star is for the soundtrack, which is perfection. If nothing else comes out of my watching this, there will be tracks from the album on my ipod by dawn....

  • A Million Ways to Die in the West 2014

    ½ Watched 03 Jun, 2014

    Full disclosure: I loathe Family Guy(re:insert American Dad, Cleveland Show, etc). It straight up offends me. Not morally or ethically, but as a comedy lover. It's always been lazy, easy and fucking obvious. To those who love it? Sure. Go ahead. I like many horrible things myself.

    When I'm heading into a movie that looks as bad as this did, I'm actually usually a little excited. Odds are in my favour that a few lines, ideas or scenes will wind…