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  • To Be Takei

    To Be Takei 2014

    ★★★ Watched 22 Jul, 2016

    Watchable Takei fluff piece.

  • The Do-Over

    The Do-Over 2016

    ★½ Watched 22 Jul, 2016 1

    Your classic super-cheap looking, straight-to-digital, homophobic, Adam Sandler/David Spade movie in which the McGuffin is the actual cure for cancer, which as every knows is comedy gold.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    Watched 28 Mar, 2016 1

    I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but such a fucking boring drag. From about frame one.....

    There are many moments that make me question if Snyder understands basic narrative at all. Hmmm, when's a good time to intro some slow, pointless Justice league info, shown to us while someone slowly and methodically parses some computer files? I've got it! The shot after literally introducing a ticking countdown clock during the climax! Brilliant!*

    *not sure if it's the…

  • Tusk

    Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…