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  • And the Oscar Goes To... 2014

    ★★½ Watched 20 Feb, 2015

    Not sure how they could have made this truly entertaining. At all.

    Fun Fact: Benicio Del Toro keeps his Oscar implanted in his skull.

  • Still Alice 2014

    ★★½ Watched 20 Feb, 2015

    When Julianne Moore goes up to accept her Oscar, the camera will cut to Al Pacino in the audience, winking, nodding and silently mouthing "Hoo-Ha".

    Fun Fact #1: A real line from the film not played as joke: "Why don't you wear a fanny pack!? IS IT REALLY THAT INHIBITING!?!?!"

Popular reviews

  • Tusk 2014

    Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    A truly nightmarish experience. Never before has such shitty direction and writing sunk such a potentially fun and cult horror concept. Kevin Smith referenced The Human Centipede a lot when promoting and writing this thing which is appropriate as it felt like someone sewed buttholes into both my ears and eyes and just funneled shit in there for 100 minutes.

    For your consideration, I don't hate Kevin Smith. I downright like him. I straight up LOVE Clerks, Chasing Amy and…

  • Transformers: The Movie 1986

    ★★½ Watched 23 Jun, 2014 1

    One full star is for the soundtrack, which is perfection. If nothing else comes out of my watching this, there will be tracks from the album on my ipod by dawn....