Eric Heiman ★★½
Why does Spielberg always get a pass? Lincoln was embarrassingly overrated—a solemn, PBS history lesson barely anchored by a flashy Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role. Bridge of Spies takes…
Best role in a lead performance: the plate of spinach leaves.
Best role in a supporting performance: A tie between all four open turned-off laptops on Dylan's desk.
Timcop ★★½ 3
1st hour: LL Cool J repeatedly threatens to kill a bird
2nd hour: God repeatedly threatens to kill LL Cool J
Eric Heiman ★★★★
A bold, blustery fistfight of a movie that is as enervating as it is entertaining. Not all the punches land as hard as the filmmakers hope—most prominently the celebrity asides…
Matt Singer ★★★★★ 5
My love for this movie is zoo-sized.