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  • The Conjuring 2

    The Conjuring 2 2016

    ★★ Watched 15 Oct, 2016

    Not necessarily bad on its own, but at this point I can predict every single beat of a Wan-iverse film. There are jump scares! And toys that make noise in the middle of the night! And a creepy doll! And the GHOSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

    I'm just kind of over it now.

  • The Thinning

    The Thinning 2016

    ★½ Watched 13 Oct, 2016

    Exactly what you'd expect from a movie made by Google, starring Vine celebs.

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  • White: The Melody of the Curse

    White: The Melody of the Curse 2011

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug, 2012

    This was great! The plot made sense and had a satisfying conclusion, the ghost scenes were scary, the deaths were creepy. Plus an interesting glimpse of the K-pop factory life for us Western folks. Highly recommended.

  • Split Second

    Split Second 1992

    ★★★ Watched 10 Apr, 2012

    Look, pretty much everything you need to know about this movie you can see in the poster. It's Rutger Hauer and the slogan is: "He's seen the future.. now he has to kill it. He'll need bigger guns." The rest of the movie is written as delightfully terribly as the slogan.

    Hauer plays a cop in an alternate future London who must stop an Alien rip-off from tearing out people's hearts. He also calls a dog a "dickhead". Twice.