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  • Blue Ruin

    Blue Ruin 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 29 May, 2016 4

    Fuuuuuuuuck.....


    I guess I ought to watch Green Room now...

  • Alice Through the Looking Glass

    Alice Through the Looking Glass 2016

    ★½ Watched 28 May, 2016 3

    So here is a film that has zero reason to exist.

    I was with it for, like, fifteen minutes. It had me for that time. The opening sequence is spectacular and the dialogue and tone is really fun when we get back to London.

    And then she enters wonderland and the 'plot' starts.

    I put 'plot' in quotes because there basically isn't one. The Mad Hatter is depressed because he thinks his dead family aren't dead, and so to make…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 33

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 7

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.