Well that was disappointing.

A character study that doesn't actually have a character to study. That's always going to go down well.

The acting was great, and the dialogue was okay, if a little mind-numbingly boring at times, but the problem is that it's pretty much a non-story. It's what I like to call a "things that happen" movie. A film where there are events that occur, but during this, nothing changes at all, really. Yeah, Moss died, as did…

Teen movies have not exactly had the best of reputations in the past. Sure, there are some genuinely brilliant ones like Mean Girls or Clueless, but for every great teen movie there seems to about a dozen bad ones. The one we're looking at today firmly fits into that category, as it's a remake of an already not very highly regarded French film, and it stars Miley Cyrus. Now I don't know about you, but when I first read that…