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  • Goosebumps

    Goosebumps 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb, 2016 2

    Man, eight year old me would have fucking loved this.

  • Four Lions

    Four Lions 2010

    ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb, 2016

    Honestly I kinda wished I'd liked it more.

    It's funny, and when it hits it really hits, but man that middle section drags there are big stretches where I didn't laugh.

    Still, lots of great dialogue and characters and a surprisingly poignant ending make it worth a watch.

Popular reviews

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2014

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 33



    I don't get it.


    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?


    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.



    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.


    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 8

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.