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  • Star Trek Beyond

    Star Trek Beyond 2016

    ★★★★½ Added

    So, the reboot Trek series finally came out with a film I genuinely love.

    I recall enjoying the first film, but I was 11 when it came out and I haven't watched it since, so I barely remember anything about it. The second film I was not a fan of at all, from the clunky writing to the questionable casting, it was visually appealing but plot-wise kind of a mess.

    Beyond is where the series finally comes into its own.…

  • The Purge: Election Year

    The Purge: Election Year 2016

    ½ Watched 16 Jul, 2016

    How The Purge as a series gets any credit is completely beyond me. It's one of the most consistently terrible things churned out in the 21st century. Yes, the concept would be good in the right context, on paper it sounds cool. But this is completely the wrong context.

    These movies are hypocritical beyond belief. They criticise violence while wallowing in it, and attempt to make social commentary but then get the message so muddled and confused that it ends…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 33



    I don't get it.


    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?


    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.



    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.


    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 8

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.