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  • Mechanic: Resurrection

    Mechanic: Resurrection 2016

    ★★½ Watched 30 Aug, 2016

    This existence of this film dumbfounds me.

    There's literally nothing to say other than this is possibly the thinnest plot and excuse for set-pieces in the history of cinema, and probably storytelling in general.

  • Team Thor

    Team Thor 2016

    ★★★★½ Watched 28 Aug, 2016

    Can Thor 3 just be this, please?

    What We Do In the Shadows but with Thor on Holiday in Australia?

    Please?

    Pretty please?

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 34

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 8

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.