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  • G.B.F. 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2014

    Look at that poster. Look at it and weep.

    Despite looking like a giant turd, G.B.F. is actually surprisingly great. It gets a tad preachy and silly towards the end, but the characters are funny, the script is witty, and its actually pretty touching.

    Also, it makes a joke about Shortbus. I mean, come on,

    Though I think they missed a trick when they didn't title it Mean Gays.

  • Rewind 2014

    ★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2014

    The guy in the helmet was just the best.

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  • Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 29



    I don't get it.


    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?


    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.



    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.


    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 6

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.