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  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★★ Watched 23 Apr, 2015 2

    Why did I like Joss Whedon again?

  • The Salvation

    The Salvation 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 22 Apr, 2015

    Fucking YES!

    Finally, a film in 2015 I can really get behind with no qualms whatsoever.

    Chappie was flawed, but I still enjoyed it quite a lot. The Salvation, on the other hand, is friggin' awesome, a film that completely obliterates almost all of the other mainstream movies that have come out this year thus far.

    If there's any film to make John Wick seem worse, it's this one. Yeah, the fight scenes were cool. But that was it. I…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 31



    I don't get it.


    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?


    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.



    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.


    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 5

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.