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  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007

    ★★½ Watched 05 Dec, 2016

    I really struggle to know how to rate this.

    On a level of how I'd rate the actual filmmaking, acting, writing etc., I'd probably go with 1 star. Like...it's appalling. There isn't a good performance in the bunch, it's really quite astounding. Hearing Steven Pasquale flatly say "get to the chopper" in the laziest attempt at fanservice I think I've ever seen is just cringeworthy.

    The lighting is so awful that the entire latter half of the film is completely…

  • About Zero

    About Zero 2007

    ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec, 2016

    A singular tracking shot of mirrored buildings. A very simple and broadly one-dimensional idea, but one that produces a transfixing and surreal three-minute micro-experience.

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 34

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 8

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.