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  • Split

    Split

    ★★½

    oh man if you thought 10 Cloverfield Lane had a clumsy connection with an unrelated movie HOO BOY

  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives

    ★★★★½

    fuck me was I wrong about this one

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.