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  • The Iron Giant 1999

    ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jul, 2014 1

    I cried like a little girl.

    I am completely without shame on this.

  • The Tree of Life 2011

    ½ Watched 28 Jul, 2014 5

    I don't understand Terrence Malick.

    I don't like Terrence Malick movies.

    I'm not going to watch another one.

    I went in with an open mind.

    I tried to look at it from a lateral perspective and get the symbolism.

    I couldn't.

    I hated it.

    It bored me.

    I don't get Terrence Malick.

    The images are beautiful but I had no emotional engagement.

    I won't use energy to elaborate further.

    I don't like it.

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  • Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 24

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 6

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.