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  • The Intern

    The Intern 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct, 2015

    The Intern is corny, cheesy, saccharine, and I loved every fucking minute of it.

  • Sicario

    Sicario 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct, 2015

    I like Sicario well enough. I enjoyed it for the most part while watching, but I can't pretend like it's this bastion of amazingness everyone has been praising it as being.

    My biggest personal issue is Emily Blunt. Not her herself, but the way her character is written. Not only does she have a terminal case of bored-face, but half the time she's only used to communicate exposition to the audience, and the other half she's incredibly annoying.

    You're going…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 32



    I don't get it.


    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?


    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.



    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.


    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 6

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.