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  • The Secret Life of Pets

    The Secret Life of Pets 2016

    ★★½ Watched 25 Jun, 2016 1

    It's not good, but it's not awful. Didn't laugh much

    But I gotta say I really hate how self-congratulatory Illumination is getting. One or two cute easter eggs referring to your other films is fine, but when you have an entire short dedicated to the Minions, then two incredibly blatant references to Despicable Me and the Minions, and then make what is essentially an ad for your own film that hasn't been released yet also in there, you start to look a tad conceited.

    Just...stop it guys. You aren't Pixar. No one cares.

  • Mower Minions

    Mower Minions 2016

    ★½ Watched 25 Jun, 2016

    Literally never even cracked a smile.

    Also it rips off The Simpsons, so fuck that.

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    Watched 23 Apr, 2014 33

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2012 8

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.