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  • No Country for Old Men 2007

    ★½ Watched 21 May, 2013 3

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • LOL (Laughing Out Loud) 2012

    ½ Watched 20 May, 2013 1

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Black Hole 2008

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 May, 2013

    A funny and creative yet also rather dark short.

    It's really commenting on the human condition, showing that greed as your first instinct will only get you in more trouble then you were in before.

    Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.

  • Die Hard: With a Vengeance 1995

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 May, 2013

    See Die Hard 5!

    THIS IS HOW YOU DO A DIE HARD SEQUEL!

  • Top Secret! 1984

    ★½ Watched 19 May, 2013 1

    I got 40 minutes into this before I turned it off.

    It was that unfunny.

    I think I laughed maybe twice. For a wacky parody movie (that I really don't know what it's supposed to be parodying) that's really not very good!

    It may get better later, but it almost doesn't matter, because the beginning was so boring it couldn't make up for it.

  • Hot Tub Time Machine 2010

    ★★★★½ Watched 18 May, 2013 2

    Rob Coddry is my hero. He's so awesome in this.

    Also the ending doesn't make any kind of sense. But who cares? It's a seriously funny as hell movie with some great 80s music, references, and visuals.

    Just awesome.

    "Hey, you! What colour is Michael Jackson!"

  • A Good Day to Die Hard 2013

    ½ Rewatched 17 May, 2013

    The ending credits song for this movie is "Doom & Gloom" by The Rolling Stones.

    What a perfect analogy for this piece of shit.

  • 21 & Over 2013

    ½ Watched 16 May, 2013

    A pale imitation of much better films, with characters you want to punch in their entitled little faces, crudeness simply for the sake of crudeness, talentless actors apparently confusing swearing for wit, and jokes that are about as funny as getting curb-stomped.

    Comedy at it's absolute lowest.

  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975

    ★★★★★ Watched 12 May, 2013 1

    Few films are truly flawless.

    This is a truly flawless film.

    Every single aspect is perfect. Acting, direction, pacing, writing, everything. It's all done with skill and perfection.


    One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

    Simply a perfect movie.

  • Drag Me to Hell 2009

    ★★★ Watched 12 May, 2013 1

    Drag Me To Hell is a very, very flawed film. As a horror film, it's over the top, campy, ridiculous, and not the least bit scary, but as a comedy, it's actually pretty damn funny. The ending should be singled out for praise in this area ("Choke on that, bitch!"), and Alison Lohman's performance proves to me she's a really good actress, and this combined with Matchstick Men shows that she needs way more work. However, like I said before,…

  • Once 2007

    ★★★★★ Watched 12 May, 2013

    It takes a special kind of film to make me cry.

    This was one of those films.

  • Star Trek Into Darkness 2013

    ★★★ Watched 11 May, 2013

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.