Watched Aug 20, 2012
Josh Keown’s review:
“The police are hardly going to come out here over a spilt milkshake, are they?”
-James (Finlay Robinson)
Well, this is certainly going to be a short review. There is virtually nothing of merit on display in F, a British independent thriller that takes a well-worn premise… and does fat-fuck all with it.
Besides one good performance from David Schofield, the cast are awful. He is literally the only highlight. The script is torturous. It all feels like some student project (a bad one). The ‘plot’ was non-existent. A key element in any film, absolutely essential, and it isn’t even here. From what I could decipher, F grade (Hence the title) super-epic karate ninjas – Err, I mean students take revenge on the teachers.
And that’s it.
VERDICT; There you go. Don’t watch it. I’ve think I’ve seen episodes of Waterloo Road that were scarier. There’s no conclusion, it just ends abruptly. Like this review.