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  • Mission: Impossible 1996

    ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jul, 2014

    Still the best in the series, it's tech has sadly dated it somewhat (though I always found the "emailing every Bible newsgroup" ridiculous) but it's action scenes still remain a benchmark almost 20 years on.

    How refreshing to see a SFX-filled fight on top of a train, that looked brilliantly innovative in its day, but still holds up now. And no one except dePalma could create so much tension from a man dangling from a cable while a drop of sweat drips down his specs.

    Cracking entertainment.

  • Theatre of Blood 1973

    ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jun, 2014

    I seem to be the only person not utterly blown away by Arrow's new bluray.

    The film of course is great, but the new transfer leaves a lot to be desired, with no attempt to clean up the print (from an American source, judging by spelling of THEATRE in the opening credits; and new studio idents?), and a very soft soundtrack which makes a lot of dialogue inaudible. The image is good however despite a lot of print damage

  • Stalker 2010

    ★½ Watched 20 Jun, 2014 1

    Not very good remake of the also not very good Expose.
    Some interesting visuals and ideas are swamped by bad acting and a dreadful script.
    An attempt to pull the rug from those familiar with the source perks the interest for the final act but ultimately it fails.
    Martin Kemp does fairly well for his debut but I'd be interested to see what does with something a bit meatier though.

  • X2: X-Men United 2003

    ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Jun, 2014

    Much bigger and a lot more confident than its predecessor, X2 feels like the Empire Strikes Back of the X-Men movies, with the mutants thrown to the wind, a darker tone and a downer (ish) ending.

    It still properly fails to handle all the plot points satisfactorily but the set pieces really zing this time, with the prologue in the White House and Magneto's prison escape highlights of the series.

  • Double Jeopardy 1999

    ★★★ Rewatched 02 Jun, 2014

    Standard, enjoyable thriller which I've seen far too often.

    I think the reason I enjoy it is because the studios don't make these kind of glossy, mid-budget R-rated thrillers anymore. And I miss them.

  • Gravity 2013

    ★★★ Watched 23 May, 2014

    Stunning technical achievement, but found it unengaging.
    I may not have been in the best frame of mind to watch and probably need to give it another go.

  • Godzilla 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 27 May, 2014

    Given the critical pant-wetting given to Pacific Rim last year, I'm surprised this is generating such mixed responses. This is clearly a far superior movie. That's a "movie" with plot, characters, good acting, engaging twists and turns. That's opposed to a filmed computer game, with terrible acting, no plot and a head crushing noise and effects cacophony.

    If that's what you want, then Godzilla is not for you. It takes a sombre slant and for large parts doesn't feel like…

  • X-Men: First Class 2011

    ★★★★ Rewatched 25 May, 2014

    2nd watch in preparation for Days of Future Past, and the joins showed a lot more where the compact production schedule led to problems.
    BUT this is still my favourite film of the series because it manages to balance the serious issues with being a fun superhero movie better than Singer's pair, and is obviously far superior to Ratner's Last Stand (not quite so hard).

  • The Black Gestapo 1975

    ★★ Watched 15 Apr, 2014

    Surprisingly fun, and nowhere near as unpleasant as the title might suggest, The Black Gestapo is a fairly 'honest' blaxploitation rip-off from one of the kings of 70s sleaze Lee Frost.

    It's an age old tale of two black guys approaching the whole race issue from different angles. One wants bring peace and harmony the other wants to fight the white man and play him at his own game.

    The first half spends far too much time establishing the white…

  • Strays 1991

    ★½ Watched 06 Apr, 2014

    Cheap and dreadful tale of 'city folk' moving into a house previously occupied by a bunch of murderous cats. It's very reminiscent of Arachnophobia, but with cats.

    Kathleen Quinlan adds a bit of class to proceedings, but is sidelined for the finale, which is admittedly quite entertaining as it invokes memories of both Jaws 2 and hale and Pace. Honest.

  • Next of Kin 1982

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar, 2014

    Very low key but very creepy New Zealand horror about goings-on in a recently inherited nursing home.

    Very slow-burning, it builds to a wonderfully sustained 40 odd minute climax which is very unsettling.

  • Man of Steel 2013

    ★½ Watched 22 Mar, 2014

    Oh dear. When the best thing about your film is kevin Costner, you got problems. Lots of problems.

    I had very low expectations for this anyway, hence not seeing it until now, but even I was surprised at how messy and shallow it was.
    I'm no fan of Snyder but will defend the work he did on Watchmen and Dawn of the Dead. But whereas those two show what a good director he can be when he loves the source,…