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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec, 2015

    It's not perfect. There is a tendency to fanboy-ism and smart arsery that becomes a bit grating after a while (every character is a wise-cracking zinger machine), and it gets a bit flabby in the middle, but over all the feeling The Force Awakens generates is one of massive relief.
    It's well cast, the new characters are (mostly) well drawn (I'm still not entirely sure what Fin's motivation was), and it leaves enough questions to promise a more in depth…

  • Spectre

    Spectre 2015

    ★★★ Watched 26 Oct, 2015

    When there were a few dissenting voices raised in the wake of the release of Skyfall, I viewed them with suspicion. Who were these miserable sods? They clearly weren't Bond fans. How could anyone who loved cinema really not agree with everyone else that it was not only one of the best Bond movies, but one of the best action movies of recent years?

    I am now one those people. But for me it's SPECTRE which is proving to be…

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak 2015

    ★★½ Watched 30 Jan, 2016

    Gorgeous looking but utterly empty attempt by Del Toro to pay homage to everything from Hitchcok to Bava, and all inbetween.

    Like Sleepy Hollow and Grindhouse it spends a lot of money trying to replicate something that was originally very cheap, and the results can't help but look utterly false in comparison. But while these may rollick along with good stories and fun performances, Crimson Peak is played so straight, and the story far too prolonged, that there is very…

  • Legend

    Legend 2015

    ★★ Watched 29 Jan, 2016

    Hopelessly confused and far too in awe of a pair of ruthless murderers to give us anything other than a cartoon gangster story which steals from Goodfellas and Lock, Stock in equal measure.
    Hardy is great as Reggie but his Ron seems to much of a caricature 'mental case' to convince of anything other than a panto villain.

    It looks great, the soundtrack is a good mix of standard gangster tropes and a bit of obscura, but the whole tone is wrong and manages to tell far less story in much more time than The Krays did.

  • Vacation

    Vacation 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb, 2016

    Maybe it was the booze late on a friday nightx, but I really was shocked at how funny I found this remake/reboot/sequel/whatever of the well-remembered but overrated Vacation series.
    It's as episodic as the original but the laughs come much faster, the humour coarser, and the performances are better. The scene where the family visit Mum Griswold's college campus is perhaps the highlight (despite borrowing heavily from Modern Family's similar married couple dynamic) along with a hilarious cameo from Chris Hemsworth.

    But what on earth happened to Beverley D'Angelo's face? I had to check IMDB that it was actually her, and not someone wearing prosthetics.

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Nov, 2015

    For an hour and a half this was probably the most ridiculously enjoyable MI sequel, but then it fluffs its lines for a final act far too reliant on the heroes anticipating far too many things for their plan to work.
    I also was thrown when I realised the entire film is predicated on the villain doing something really stupid right at the start of the film.

    It's brilliantly cast (especially for fans of the TV show Rev.), and the…

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★½ Watched 19 Sep, 2015

    Blockbuster-by-numbers. Easily my least favourite MCU movie so far and I fear it's going to be downhill all the way from here, as they now know even lazy crap like this will make billions without even trying.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★½ Watched 09 Jan, 2016


    Yep, everything I'd heard was true. Some excellent effects (apart from the early, appalling, Phantom Menace esque backdrops) and an excellent score cannot make up for the sheer jaw droopingly incomprehension, bizarre performances and tedious length of what Warners would become their Star Wars franchise. Good luck with that.

    Best bit:
    "I have more in commom with a dog than with you."
    "I love dogs."

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service 2015

    ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan, 2016

    Enjoyed even more on a second viewing. That final gag really does grate though; I can only assume it was supposed to be one final dig at Bond, and not being that kind of movie, but it is woefully misjudged.

  • Toy Story That Time Forgot

    Toy Story That Time Forgot 2014

    ★★★ Rewatched 15 Nov, 2015

    Perfectly fine. But for Toy Story 'perfectly fine' isn't quite enough.

  • The Loft

    The Loft 2014

    ★★★ Added

    20 years too late 'erotic thriller' about five arseholes who share an apartment for naughtiness, a halcyon arrangement until an unfortunate dead woman turns up in the bed and no one knows whodunnit.
    It's got a good cast and an intruiging, if sometimes infuriating, structure meaning every ten minutes one character will suddenly say "oh yeah, I forgot to mention..." and we're treated to a lengthy flashback (within a flashback). It keeps things bobbing along and means you'll assume every…

  • The Guest

    The Guest 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan, 2015

    What an absolute treat.

    Fans of 80s slashers or those with a slightly black sense of humour will probably get more out of it than your standard thriller fan.
    Luckily that is me.