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  • Gods of Egypt

    Gods of Egypt 2016

    ★★★½ Added

    Lovable bollocks. Significantly better, more interesting, & more imaginative than Batman v Superman. I doubt there's any cinema still showing this, but if there's one near you, choose this instead. You'll thank me.

  • London Has Fallen

    London Has Fallen 2016


    Essential viewing just for the scene* where our hero interrogates a bad guy by stabbing him fifteen times in the liver while incoherently screaming questions into his dying, agonised face.

    *one of the five scenes in the movie that doesn't contain any stock footage and seems to actually have the actors in the same room together at the same time

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    Alice in Wonderland 2010

    ½ Added 12

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  • Agora

    Agora 2009

    ★★★★½ Added

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