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  • 28 Days Later...

    28 Days Later... 2002

    ★★★★★ Added

    When i talked about watching The Road instead of I Am Legend for a brilliant post-apocalyptic drama, i had shamefully forgotten about this.

  • 300

    300 2006

    ★★★½ Added

    SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? WOO WOO WOO

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer 2009

    ★★★★ Added

    Can definitely see why one would fall in love with Joseph-Gordon Levitt, but as attractive as Zooey Deschanel is, it's kind of difficult to see why one would waste 500 pointless days attempting to build a relationship with someone so lacking in personality.

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange 1971

    ★★★★½ Added

    Who loves rape? Malcolm McDowell loves rape.

  • Airplane!

    Airplane! 1980

    ★★★★½ Added

    Excellent humour, instant classic.

  • Aliens

    Aliens 1986

    ★★★★½ Added

    Fucking Aliens son!

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho 2000

    ★★★★½ Added

    Just look at Christian Bale's god damn beautiful face covered in blood at the top of this page. Aw. Yeah.

  • Armageddon

    Armageddon 1998

    ★★½ Added

    I detest Liv Tyler in this god damn movie. And it's 'America, FUCK YEAH' attitude.

  • Avatar

    Avatar 2009

    ★★★★ Added

    Literally the only film i would say is better in 3D than 2D (okay, other than Spy Kids 3D). It's a classic 'Humans are dicks' sorta film, which can always be fun

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins 2005

    ★★★★½ Added

    IM BATMAN

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever 1995

    ★★★½ Added

    Enjoyed it as a kid and haven't watched it since, so i'm gonna rate it according to 9 year old me!

  • Bridesmaids

    Bridesmaids 2011

    ★★★★ Added

    As a man, i can tell you that this shit be funny. As a man i can tell you that. And be extremely comfortable.