review by Jonny Neeves
Batman Forever 1995
Rewatched Aug 12, 2012
Jonny Neeves’s review:
How many famous actors can you fit into a film?
How many comic book villains can you fit into a film?
How do we get a facial expression out of either Val Kilmer or Nicole Kidman?
Does Jim Carrey drink crazy juice?
I'm not drunk or desperate enough to review this right now.
When Alfred asks Batman whether he wants to take a sandwich on an adventure then you know the film's going to be utter tripe.
I hated Val Kilmer as Batman, i forgot about that sandwich line..Did Batman say "I'll get drive-thru"? i thought that was just a dumb-ass Taco Bell commercial..Now i have to watch this again....Love Jim Carrey though..
Val Kilmer is just a dreadfully, uninspiring actor of little worth. Jim Carrey is...well, Jim Carrey. The strange part is how pathetic Nicole Kidman's performance ended up being.