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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde 2001

    ★★★ Watched 22 May, 2015

    I found this extremely entertaining. All the stars go to Jennifer Coolidge. She's the best part of the movie, and every movie I've seen her in.

  • Multiple Maniacs

    Multiple Maniacs 1970

    ★★★★ Watched 22 May, 2015

    Multiple Maniacs is even more disgusting than Water's previous film, yet that is what makes it so much better.

    Mink Stole shoving a rosary into Divines ass while in a church pew is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen, but what made it so difficult for me to watch is the spliced footage of Jesus carrying and being nailed to the cross (literally, Divine and Mink narrate the actions for nearly eight minutes straight and barely take a…

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  • King Kong

    King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • Mondo Trasho

    Mondo Trasho 1969

    ★★★ Watched 21 May, 2015 6

    Foot fetish rendezvous in the woods, naked hitchhikers, visual religious experiences of the Virgin Mary, Mink Stole's topless dance number, monstrous teleporting feet, judgmental old women at the mall.

    John Waters debut feature has plenty of disgusting trash, but I feel it would have fared better as short than a feature.

    UPDATE: I haven't stopped thinking about Water's brilliant use of angsty rock music in this movie. With the movie being nearly silent and only a few short moments of…