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  • How to Train Your Dragon 2010


    Nobody liked the kid until he became what they wanted. That's a bullshit story to tell young children.

    Some epic-visuals during the climactic finale, and a good voice cast, but that means nothing in the end.

    Extremely boring with a horrible message.

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Jul, 2014

    "Caesar love human more than apes!"

    There are so many things about this film that I loved far more than it's predecessor, but at the same time, there was a lot I did not like.

    The first half of the film was exceptional. The struggle between the humans and the apes for trust, and the internal struggle that Caesar was having, was extremely interesting. The emotions and relationships between different apes was more in-depth than most movies made today.


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  • King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb, 2014 1

    There is nothing new to say about this movie: it's iconic. It's fun. It's suspenseful. It's violent.

    It's a classic.