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  • Diamonds Are Forever

    Diamonds Are Forever 1971

    ★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2015

    James Bond Prep for Spectre

    I could not tell the difference between this or Austin Powers. Good Lord. Fuck Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. It's like two interning crew members on set of the film mistakingly wondered in front of the camera. Bambi and Thumper are a better duo and they are only in the movie for five minutes.

    It's entertaining and I'm glad to have Connery back, but it's definitely not good.

  • I Am Divine

    I Am Divine 2013

    ★★½ Watched 30 Aug, 2015 1

    Unfortunately this isn't a very well made documentary. It skips over some very dramatic and important moments in Glenn Milstead's life just so the documentary is kept positive and fun. With that being said, it's a fantastic introduction to the most beautiful woman in the world for those who don't know anything about her.

    I will watch anything that she is in. She's crude and she's perfect.

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    King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • The Master

    The Master 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Aug, 2015

    See it Big! 70mm

    The "if you blink we start over" and the "pig fuck" scenes are two of the greatest movie scenes I have ever witnessed in my life.