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  • V/H/S: Viral 2014

    ★½ Watched 04 Mar, 2015

    This is less horror and more found footage action. Parallel Monsters was okay because it offered a stupid-looking veiny penis monster. BoneStorm was my favourite, only because the characters were obnoxiously hilarious, straight out of a Larry Clark movie. But the other two were just downright annoying.

    Extremely sub-par in wake of the first two, even though the first two weren't the best to begin with.

  • Fargo 1996

    ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar, 2015

    Margie and Norm are the greatest on screen couple in history.

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  • King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb, 2014 1

    There is nothing new to say about this movie: it's iconic. It's fun. It's suspenseful. It's violent.

    It's a classic.