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  • Omen III: The Final Conflict

    Omen III: The Final Conflict 1981

    ★½ Watched 30 Nov, 2015

    Am I supposed to believe that if the antichrist became flesh on earth, this is how he would act and spend his time?

    This movie goes as far as to make a good atheistic/nihilistic argument, yet in the very final seconds, turns the tables into being a very Christian film. The movies ends with not one, but two, scriptural texts shown on screen. It came out of nowhere and felt very tacked on.

    I'm not a religious person, and I…

  • Damien: Omen II

    Damien: Omen II 1978

    ★★½ Watched 30 Nov, 2015

    In the first film, the central figure is Damien, but the main character is his father and we follow his story. It was a way to keep the audience distant from the little boy and justify the feelings and paranoia felt by Gregory Peck.

    Omen II doesn't feel better because they make Damien the main character and we follow him along as he discovers that he is the antichrist. I don't understand how the Devil's son can be feeling fear…

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  • King Kong

    King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs 2015

    ★★★★½ Watched 12 Oct, 2015

    Steve Jobs randomly dunks both his feet into a toilet with no explanation.