This is the exact same runtime as the first film, yet it feels twice as long. Where the '87 movie moves at a breakneck pace, this movie slows way down, even within its action set pieces. With a rape-joking convict, Scream inspired villain, and a chanbara style Predator duel, this movie is really dumb.
It's sad we live in a world with only one good Predator movie.
A lot of reviewers like to say "I had no idea what this movie was about," as a sarcastic attempt to say that a film has a bad plot. As awful as some plots may be, you can usually piece together what the general idea is. This movie actually has none. It legitimately, truly, does not have a plot.
Now, I'm not trying to make some sarcastic attempt at humor. As I watched the movie I thought I had an…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
-This movie is extremely fun and has a great cast with even greater chemistry.
-Kylo Ren is easily my favorite aspect of the movie, and might I say, one of my new favorite villains in any story.
-What would a Star Wars movie be without the wilhelm scream? J.J. you sly dog sneakin' it in there.
-Daniel Craig as Stormtrooper JB-007
-Although I did not cry (as I was hoping to), the moment I choked up was not when Kylo…
So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
1933, 1976, and 2005.
What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.
Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…