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  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon 2016

    ★★ Watched 28 Jun, 2016

    It's a pastel reimagining of Female Trouble. It was already gross, all it needed to be good was Divine.

    Visually pretty, sounded lovely, but completely empty. They don't get more vapid than this.

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989

    ★★★ Watched 25 Jun, 2016

    15th Annual New York Asian Film Festival

    There's a lot I like about this movie. It's visuals are spectacular. The gritty and unique I-don't-give-a-fuck cinematography is unlike anything I've seen before. Accompanying the photography is the equally dirty score, sounding as if the music is being performed by warehouse machinery. I caught myself nodding my head along with the beat numerous times. And lastly, it's gross, which I immediately loved. The movie begins with a man grinding a metal…

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  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat 2003

    ½ Watched 21 Jun, 2016

    Photographed by oscar winning cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki.

  • King Kong

    King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…