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  • Starry Eyes 2014

    ★★½ Watched 19 Dec, 2014

    This reminded me a lot of Contracted, and by reminded, I mean that these two movies share some exact qualities within the deteriorating body horror genre (maggots, I get it). But it's safe to say that Starry Eyes is a much better movie.

    I hate to continue to make comparisons between the two movies, but my biggest complaint with this is the same as Contracted. It touches on a very dark social topic, but it is only to progress the…

  • The Guest 2014

    ★★½ Watched 18 Dec, 2014

    This movie was clearly trying to go for a throwback 80's feel. Which it did successfully. Except it's an homage to those really shitty 80's movies that people forgot about.

    I'll probably forget about this one soon.

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  • King Kong 2005

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 May, 2012 2

    So this does it. This ends my King Kong marathon.
    1933, 1976, and 2005.

    What did I think of Peter Jackson's adaption?
    I've got to say, pretty dang awesome.

    Jackson captures the feel and essence of the thirty's so incredibly well, that my favourite parts of the movie were that in the beginning and the end when we spend time in New York City. His attention to detail is extraordinary. The original clocked in at an hour and forty-six minutes,…

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb, 2014 1

    There is nothing new to say about this movie: it's iconic. It's fun. It's suspenseful. It's violent.

    It's a classic.