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  • Inside 2007

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Oct, 2014

    Halloweeeen 2014!

    The one thing I love about the the new French extremity movement is it's unrelenting intensity. What À l'intérieur does is combine the genuinely terrifying idea of a home invader with the creepy atmosphere of being a mother alone to fend for herself. My biggest complaint is the insane amount of gore this film has to offer. It surpassed the line of necessity and instead was bloody just for the sake of being bloody.

    An intense and genuinely terrifying story that is, literally, drenched in too much gore for my liking.

  • Eden Lake 2008

    ★½ Watched 19 Oct, 2014

    Halloweeeen 2014!

    I recognize that this is a well made film and that most people on this website enjoy it for what it is, but I was not a fan of subjecting myself to this sort of hellish torture. The only thing I can say it did well was be effective. It effectively made me hate the douche-bag-chav who started the entire thing.

    Bleak, harrowing, violent, and hopeless. I didn't enjoy this one at all. One whole star for Michael Fassbender giving it his all.

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    ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct, 2014

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