The Hangover Part III is a mirthless, dark, depressing, unfunny slog, with a group of individuals who long since should have left each other behind. Todd Phillips and company believe that killing animals, the “quirks” of sociopaths and mocking everyone who isn't a straight white male is funny and the zany, weird, raunchy humor of the first film is nowhere to be found. Director and co-writer Todd Phillips confirms he is indeed a corporate Hollywood hack, as he whorishly phones…

I cannot fully express how much I hated this movie and how painful it was to sit through. It's supposedly a comedy, but none of the jokes are funny. I chuckled once at the very beginning for an Ayn Rand/Fountainhead joke from Jon Favreau and at the very end when Melissa McCarthy is talking to the kids. That's it.

It's so incompetent, so boring and sooooo looonnnnngggggg, that I considered walking out about three different times. It takes a lot…