When I was a kid, I dressed up as Leonardo for Halloween. THREE TIMES. So I take no pleasure in joining the herd and crapping on this movie. Even by typical Ninja Turtles standards, this is incredibly stupid stuff, not helped by also being lifeless and ugly.
It's not I, Frankenstein-level terrible (aka "The Worst Movie Ever Made At The Moment", but then again, what is?) but Jeremy Thomas is right when he declared it "aggressively mediocre". TMNT was never…
I cannot fully express how much I hated this movie and how painful it was to sit through. It's supposedly a comedy, but none of the jokes are funny. I chuckled once at the very beginning for an Ayn Rand/Fountainhead joke from Jon Favreau and at the very end when Melissa McCarthy is talking to the kids. That's it.
It's so incompetent, so boring and sooooo looonnnnngggggg, that I considered walking out about three different times. It takes a lot…
A gigantic, boring, ugly, nonsensical, poorly written, directed and acted piece of shit vanity project.
Apparently, in the future (a mere 1000 years or so), evolution has turned Earth back over to the dinosaurs and while humanity has mastered lightspeed and deep space homing beacons, we still fight with pointy sticks.
M. Night Shyamalan literally does almost nothing interesting, although to be fair to him, this is sub-par material from the start. Jaden Smith is asked to do things he…