Russell Hainline ★½
... the best Jonathan Liebesman film yet?
The Michelangelo/Megan Fox romance is about ten times less creepy than the Will Arnett/Megan Fox romance.
Ruslan Mavrodinov ★★½
Heavy on bad special effects and low on thrills, this messy supernatural teen romance plays like a funnier, more charming Twilight knockoff, but, much like the latter, fails to immerse…
One of these astoundingly weird and stunning deals where it's non-stop awesome but you sorta can't recommend it to anyone.
Confounding, daddy-issues, undercover plotting aside... Looks fantastic and the back half does *not* fuck around. Holy hell.
Jake Cole ★★★½
Most assuredly a Marvel movie, with formulaic turns, dialogue that thinks it's cleverer than it is, and a general flattening of the risks inherent in plucking such a C-list team…