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  • Headhunters 2011

    ★½ Watched 25 Nov, 2014

    This film had the potential to be wildly enjoyable if it were not for the fact that I desperately wanted the piece of shit protagonist to get murdered. The ending was g a r b a g e.

  • Horrible Bosses 2 2014

    ★★½ Watched 20 Nov, 2014

    I got to go to an advanced screening tonight and strangely it was an amazing viewing experience. It was my first time at a theatre that uses leather recliners instead of traditional seating, and let's just say I'm impressed.

    I wish I could say the same about the film. I mean, it's not like I went into this theatre with high expectations, because I didn't, but I definitely wanted to like it more than I did.

    The bumbling incompetence of…

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  • Back to the Future 1985

    ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan, 2013 3

    I am ashamed to say this was my first time watching this movie. As a kid I know I've seen the prom scene where Marty rocks out on the guitar, but I had never seen the movie in it's complete form.
    What took me so long! Of course it's dated and a little silly but it is such a good film! It's funny and heartfelt and completely enjoyable.
    Michael J Fox is perfect.

  • Argo 2012

    ★★★ Watched 22 Feb, 2013 2

    I want to apologize to all you film experts and to anyone and everyone who has seen more movies and knows more about them than me, but I'm going to flat out say this:

    Argo did not deserve to win Best Picture.

    I can't say I didn't like the film, but I did not think it deserved to be called the best picture made this year, or the most artistic or the most interesting.

    I thought the best thing about…