So, yeah. This sucks. I wouldn't have watched it, but it was a suggestion, and I said, yeah, okay, let's do it. And yeah, it's total rubbish. It doesn't make sense. The continuity person was shot in the opening scene. Stallone mumbles and everyone else follows suit. The camera person had ADD. Arnie has botoxed his whole body.
After watching a couple of round-the-world solo sailing films Netflix now recommends me anything audacious with water. I am terrified of what I'll find next time I login.
Pumping Iron is my first body building film, and it represents everything I know about body building. Holy crap. I've just tried a couple of those poses in front of the mirror, in front of a small audience, and it's harder than it looks to grin as wide as Arnold. He has…
What did I learn from Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol? Let me see. There are a lot of BMWs in Dubai and Mumbai (coincidence?) and they have safety features you can trust, and cool start controls, and cool wheels and cool grill-lights, what? I haven't seen such gross product placement in a while. Oh yeah, and iPhones. iPhones are cool, iPads are cool, apparently USB cables are cool; but iPhones in rubberised cases? I guess they might knock them around…
I've bought the DVD, the soundtrack, watched the making of and dreamed about Kelly McGillis more than one time. The film that did more for Air Force enlistments than anything else will do the same for you.
If you've ever been holding on too tight with a bunch of oiled up dudes then you will lose your edge over Top Gun again and again.