Watched Jun 29, 2012
Karl von Randow’s review:
I thought this was going to be an ironic horror film. It was not. Rather than laughing at bikini babes and pool boys attacked by piranhas and defended by the Hoff, we're supposed to drool over numerous gratuitous topless and crotch shots.
There were two amusing lines, and the closing credits were the best part of the film. Avoid at all costs. It's not so bad it's good. It's just a waste of time.