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  • Pick-up 1975

    ★★★½ Watched 31 Mar, 2014

    So, I was led to believe this was a 70’s sex-romp with some groovy-Gus picking up some hippie hitchhiker chicks and fucking them in his van. The first 15 minutes keep that façade up, while the hippies are running around naked in the woods and discussing astrology and shit. Then, this priestess of Apollo shows up and all hell breaks loose. There’s a scene where a Christian priest gets all rapey in a church? Some politician, who is without a doubt Satan himself? And Creepo the swamp clown. If you are fan of the arty-fuck-films of Jean Rollin or Paul Morrissey, you might like this.

  • ForeBears 2013

    ★½ Watched 17 Mar, 2014

    Before seeing this, I guess I imagined that Varg Vikernes was living in a fortified cabin sharpening his scythe and scribbling in his diary about Odin. I mean, dude gets out of jail, moves to France or whatever and then I hear he’s getting charged with terrorism, I have to think he’s living in the hills and drinking goat’s blood. Then I see this, which is your standard first experimental film, and he’s wearing fucking sweatpants and filling up his tank with gas and goddammit did he just put fucking milk in his tea? Fuck you Varg! You are not true kvlt.

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