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  • The Runaways

    The Runaways 2010

    ★★★ Watched 07 Mar, 2015 1

    RIP Kim Fowley

    So I’m way too drunk to try to edit these thoughts coherently, and my secretary’s away so I have nobody to dictate to, so open your assholes, here we go:

    The Runaways… their songs are alright I guess but they’re more of a legacy act for being there at the right moment. I feel like this movie had more Bowie songs than Runways because nobody listens to any Runaways besides “Cherry Bomb.” Basically I’m saying go listen…

  • The Stranger and the Gunfighter

    The Stranger and the Gunfighter 1975

    ★★★ Watched 27 Feb, 2015

    Alright so the obvious thing that comes to mind with this kung fu spaghetti western would be that Jackie Chan movie with the shitty Wilson brother. I haven’t seen that movie but this one’s got a shirtless Lee Van Cleef doing somersaults off of horses while firing a six shooter so I’d say this is easily the better of the two. Also the plot hinges on a bunch of women getting ass-tattoos that when combined are a treasure map Chinese puzzle. So… it’s got that going for it.

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  • Gayniggers from Outer Space

    Gayniggers from Outer Space 1992

    ½ Watched 16 Oct, 2012 14

    Ummm... so this exists.

  • Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

    Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies 1994

    ★★★★ Watched 19 Oct, 2012 12

    I hate GG Allin. I hate his music and I hate punks that act like him or think he was anything more than an idiot who wanted attention. I may lose some punx points for this, but fuck it. This doc was very good at showing how ridiculous he was and doesn't idolize him the way that I expected. Still it's not for everyone as GG repeatedly shits on stage, mutilates himself and attacks his audience (who are equally fucked in the head).