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  • The Stranger and the Gunfighter 1975

    ★★★ Watched 27 Feb, 2015

    Alright so the obvious thing that comes to mind with this kung fu spaghetti western would be that Jackie Chan movie with the shitty Wilson brother. I haven’t seen that movie but this one’s got a shirtless Lee Van Cleef doing somersaults off of horses while firing a six shooter so I’d say this is easily the better of the two. Also the plot hinges on a bunch of women getting ass-tattoos that when combined are a treasure map Chinese puzzle. So… it’s got that going for it.

  • BiS Kaidan 2014

    Watched 21 Jan, 2015 4

    Basically this is a music collaboration between some JPOP girl group called BIS and harsh noise experimental lunatics Hijokaidan. Imagine 5 girls in matching sailor outfits singing innocent bubblegum songs I can’t understand to their choreographed dance routines while - at the same time - the noise dudes make the biggest fucking racket you’ve ever heard smashing guitars and primal screaming like they’re being murdered. The party really gets going when the performers start throwing raw meat and what I’m…

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