Colin the dude ★ 8
It starts off walking a thin line of watchable trash and quickly devolves into a total steaming pile of a train wreck culminating in a dog shit climax. It just…
Somewhere hidden deep within this Red Bull commercial is a film.
I just can't see it because I don't know what's going on most of the time.
Its amazing but I cant tell if its amazingly terrible or just plain amazing amazing. Upon first viewing I'm leaning towards the latter.
Jim Drew ★★★★
Chris Pratt taming dinosaurs is nothing. Imagine calming down a raging Eddie Marsan.
<3 Sally Hawkins
I gotta say, I expected more from the director of Edward Penishands and Sperm Bitches.