karmadillo

karmadillo

Favorite films

  • Falling Down
  • All About Eve
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Blade Runner

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  • Knocked Up

  • Dumb and Dumber To

  • Freddy Got Fingered

  • Hellraiser

    ★★★★

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  • Knocked Up

    Knocked Up

    The neat thing about this is how it changes genres as you age. It's a romantic comedy in your teens, a horror film in your twenties, a drama in your thirties, and after that it is a science fiction movie about an alternate reality where Katherine Heigl would keep a child after getting drunk and shacking up with an unemployed dude that looks like Seth Rogen. Movie's like an onion. Has layers.

  • Dumb and Dumber To

    Dumb and Dumber To

    Offensively lazy waste of time with maybe three decent jokes that get lost in the haze of callbacks and frustrating writing that makes the main characters into unlikeable sociopaths.

    Also, what the hell happened to the soundtrack? The original movie had so many moments that were made all the more memorable with tracks like "Crash", "The Rain, The Park and Other Things", and "Boom Shack-A-Lak", but the sound design here doesn't even try.

    Sad.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Let's just clarify that this isn't even really a movie and the reason for its existence is no more glamorous than Batman & Robin. It's designed to sell toys to kids and promote the brand. It's not a film. It's a product. A marketing tool. We clear on that? Cool.

    After the supposedly disastrous prequels, all this had to be was decent. That's all it had to be, that's all it attempted to be and that's all it is. There's no…

  • The Incredible Melting Man

    The Incredible Melting Man

    ★★

    Melting Man, Melting Man
    Does whatever a melting can
    Dripping flesh, all the time
    A cosmonaut with a melting mind
    Look out! Here comes the Melting Man

    On rollerblades, too.

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