Watched Jul 04, 2012
Matt Gamble’s review:
Quite possibly the dumbest film I will see all year, and I've watched Dark Shadows. Boring plot, forgettable performances, banal characters and utterly pointless direction leads to a clear favorite for worst movie of the year.
It should also be mentioned that in spite of all that the Blake Lively voice over narration is truly a glorious sight to hear, as her character is quite possibly the least intelligent and most vapid character ever created. The obviously highlight comes when she describes how one of her two boyfriends likes to try and fuck the Iraq War out of his mind when he fucks her. "I have orgasms, he has wargasms." Though a solid runner up is when she talks about her difficult childhood, "I like to think I am in a twelve step-father program."
I've seen the inside of her head, and good God, its full of stars.