This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie doesn't make any sense and I don't care if it tells me to not think about it, I can't just not think about it! - I thought at first, but then it was revealed that the motivation for the Bruce Willis character was his love for his future asian waifu.
This was set up real nicely, and I can relate to a mans deep spiritual need for pretty asian women so this sudden typhoon of emotional investment swept…