Jim Jarmusch's too-cool-for-school vampire hangout movie makes True Blood look like the Muppet Babies.
Actually, Muppet Babies makes True Blood look like Sesame Street.
No, Sesame Street makes True Blood look like, uh, VeggieTales.
I guess the point I'm trying to make is that True Blood isn't very good, or is for very young kids.
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