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★½ Watched 10 Dec, 2013 3
No smooching in this one, but there's a girl in these movies now, so there's the promise of smooching in the next one.
★★★★ Watched 07 Dec, 2013
Man, sometimes I don't know why I even start watching a movie about an animal. They never end well.
★★★ Watched 18 Apr, 2013 2
Overall, not abhorrent enough, but Michael Bay's war against women, fats, olds and comedy continues unabated. So don't worry, America.
★★★ Watched 27 Oct, 2013
"All you need for a movie is a giant snake and Jon Voight being a weirdly accented nutjob. And a part where Ice Cube calls the snake a bitch." -Jean-Luc Godard