This movie is about the Freddy movies. It is good.
This review is about Freddy and me. It is mediocre.
My relationship with Freddy Krueger didn't begin with the first "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie and then build from there, Freddy just always existed, like mom and dad, and "Star Wars."
As a child, the first thing I'd do upon entering the video store was b-line it for the Horror section. I wasn't allowed to watch most of them, but…