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  • Starry Eyes

    Starry Eyes 2014

    Watched 27 May, 2015

    So lacking in character in might as well have been written in WingDings. The main actress tries her best to deal with a derivative, one-note dronefest of a script but I think her time might have been better spent recreating that Hollywood producer scene from 'Mulholland Drive' for her YouTube account than be involved in any way with this crap.

    Soundtrack was the best thing about it. Cool sounds.

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★★★ Watched 23 Apr, 2015

    It's Team Frankenstein vs. The Monster with added soap-opera romance & rapid fire quips. It seemed very half baked to me, there's a lot of decent ideas and elements that just peter out in order to build momentum for the silly big ending & the next batch of films. Noticeably more made-by-committee than the last Avengers movie - when compared to Guardians of the Galaxy, The Winter Soldier and Iron Man 3 it slumps way short of the mark. The good news…

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  • Roar

    Roar 1981

    ★★★ Watched 15 May, 2013

    It's practically a historical document about gigantic idiots. These people have a stupid, paper-thin plot for a film & decide to put $17 million, their gone-askew hippy minds & utterly stoned bodies on the line to prove that man & beasts with giant fucking teeth can co-exist. Which they can't. As this film proves.

    Reading the trivia on IMDb is like visiting Ogrish.com, the amount of people mauled & bitten on this film is frightening. The fact that the driving force behind it was…

  • Jaws

    Jaws 1975

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb, 2013

    I watched this ON A BOAT! The Tall Ship in Glasgow, to be precise. In the hull, where it was cold and damp & we had uncomfortable chairs, I was sat right at the front with a crick in my neck & the film jammed at "we're gonna need a bigger boat" - but I didn't care! Jaws is my favourite movie of all time, this was my favourite experience on a boat ever.