Blake Lively's 22ft Breasts vs. a DD Shark, she's stuck at sea near a remote beach as the great white bides it's time to get a wee taste - lovely modern B movie type shit. This is one of the few movies I've been looking forward to this summer, just released on Friday there and already in the wee screens so probably away from the cinemas next week (no more 22ft breasts). It'd be a perfect Netflix movie to wile…
This is way more entertaining than the previous outing and less bogged down and convoluted than the 2009 effort - this is a simple episode of action/drama with easy to understand stakes and brilliant set-pieces (surfin' on a wave of fire to Sabotage was great fun!). The villain is a little wasted but hopefully the Klingons or some other mad bastards will hit the Enterprise in the coming film/s. One big thumb up, best popcorn film of the summer.
It's practically a historical document about gigantic idiots. These people have a stupid, paper-thin plot for a film & decide to put $17 million, their gone-askew hippy minds & utterly stoned bodies on the line to prove that man & beasts with giant fucking teeth can co-exist. Which they can't. As this film proves.
Reading the trivia on IMDb is like visiting Ogrish.com, the amount of people mauled & bitten on this film is frightening. The fact that the driving force behind it was…
I watched this ON A BOAT! The Tall Ship in Glasgow, to be precise. In the hull, where it was cold and damp & we had uncomfortable chairs, I was sat right at the front with a crick in my neck & the film jammed at "we're gonna need a bigger boat" - but I didn't care! Jaws is my favourite movie of all time, this was my favourite experience on a boat ever.