Forrest Ellsworth ½ 4
Oh my god, why. Ugh. Just. What. You. Dude, this isn't. No. No. No. Ugh. Fuck. Fuck my balls until I die, just, I don't know, whatever. No.
Nigel Floyd ★★★ 2
Looked good even on TV, thanks to HD presentation by Channel 5 (kudos). Strikingly shot and sorely underrated, if also flawed and ultimately generic, stab at a religiously-themed post-apocalyptic movie.
Am Y ½
Who dives into the water to save someone, while carrying their digital camera with them?! Exactly. Half a star for this garbage because I can't give zero. Also, had I…
Mr. DuLac ★★★½ 18
You know what it is to kill a man? -Victor
While the trailers intrigued me from the get-go, that damn WWE Studios logo left me questioning my desire to see…
Casey Criswell ★★★★
Wow, wasn't sure what to expect on this one as I'm not a Colin Farell fan and I'd never heard of it. Turns out, it was pretty damn good! It's…