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  • Santa Claws 2014

    Watched 21 Dec, 2014

    This is what it means to be a parent...watching crappy kids movies with your children. I suppose better parenting would've been to not subject them to this. The Santa in this one really needs to cover his mouth when he sneezes. 20+ sneezes and no regard for anyone else. At least we got to see Santa get stabbed with an Epi-pen. That was a first.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Dec, 2014

    So much better on rewatch!

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  • War Horse 2011

    ★½ Watched 26 Jul, 2012 3

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Carrie 2013

    ★½ Watched 07 Oct, 2014

    When I first watched this film last night I was going to write a review that looked like this:

    "Not so much a horror film as teenagers getting what they deserve. 3 stars."

    I decided to sleep on it and ended up feeling far different about this film the next day. Thinking about my one line review, the obvious occurred to me...that this film was actually a glorified revenge film, getting the audience to side with Carrie and root for…