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Total Recall 2012
Fuck lens flares and fuck this movie.
How do so many action films these days manage to be so boring?
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Zero Dark Thirty 2012
Bin Laden dies. There, I just saved you two and half long, boobless hours. Jessica Chastain plays a two-dimensional CIA Agent named Maya who wastes over twelve years of her life failing to get anyone to listen to her mindless rants that she knows who has the lead they need, but just can't manage to prove it worth a damn other than her insanity is telling her it's true. The film is Kathryn Bigelow's wankfest going on and on with…