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  • Damien: Omen II 1978

    ★★ Watched 24 Oct, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Omen 1976

    ★★★½ Watched 24 Oct, 2014

    AMC is doing an Omen marathon today.

    Who would let that nanny stick around? She looks crazy. "I like her." WHY?? What is wrong with you, woman? Crazy, defiant, pain-in-the-ass nanny, no parents would put up with that shit. "We found this vicious-looking attack dog. I decided we'd keep it." YOU'RE FIRED.

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  • The Thing 1982

    ★★★★★ Added

    This is one of my favorite films ever. It is the perfect blend of sci-fi and horror. The special effects are so well done; modern movies should watch The Thing and weep in shame.

    The characters, the paranoia, the sense of claustrophobic doom, it's all brilliantly done.

    I watched this movie when I was decently young, so it holds a special place in my heart as being one of the few films that ever managed to scare me.

  • Army of Darkness 1992

    ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug, 2013 4

    Just found my MGM Region 3 Director's Cut buried in a pile of DVDs. Groovy.

    The movie is 93 minutes long with some alternate takes and the original ending. It's awesome, though I do miss "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    Army of Darkness is a ridiculous, campy, over-the-top slapstick comedy in which the goofy Ash manages to make life a lot more difficult for everyone he meets. There really is nothing like a Bruce Campbell one-liner.