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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock 2015

    ★★ Watched 22 Oct, 2016

    "You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza!"

    I knew this had shit writing going in, but... Jesus. That was some shit writing. The fuck was that dialogue?

    I love Louis. He's hilarious. He gets the best line in the movie, and his delivery is fucking perfect.

    The blonde is hot, and she does well, but Eli Roth needs to keep his wife out of his movies because she cannot act…

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2006

    ★★ Watched 22 Oct, 2016

    Unlike so many of these films, some of the characters here are actually rather likable. It's too bad there's no room for a happy ending. I mean, this is a prequel, and we know who's around in the 2003 movie, so... yeah, big mystery who lives.

    Matt Bomer survives beyond his normal five minutes of movie screentime, so that's surprising.

    The torture and deaths aren't bad (Damn, man, who did Bailey piss off?). Still, this isn't breaking any new ground.…

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  • The Thing

    The Thing 1982

    ★★★★★ Added

    This is one of my favorite films ever. It is the perfect blend of sci-fi and horror. The special effects are so well done that even decades later they remain a disturbing sight; modern movies should watch The Thing and weep in shame.

    The characters, the paranoia, the sense of claustrophobic doom, it's all brilliantly done.

    I watched this movie when I was decently young, so it holds a special place in my heart as being one of the few films that ever managed to scare me.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness 1992

    ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug, 2013 4

    Just found my MGM Region 3 Director's Cut buried in a pile of DVDs. Groovy.

    The movie is 93 minutes long with some alternate takes and the original ending. It's awesome, though I do miss "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    Army of Darkness is a ridiculous, campy, over-the-top slapstick comedy in which the goofy Ash manages to make life a lot more difficult for everyone he meets. There really is nothing like a Bruce Campbell one-liner.