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  • Maniac Cop

    Maniac Cop 1988

    ★★½ Watched 19 Aug, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Lieutenant, I've been going over your report. Seems you automatically assume it was a police officer instead of some lunatic son-of-a-bitch dressed up like a cop."

    Best moment is when Jack is leaving the station, and he's all, "I didn't do it!" and the other cop is like, "Sure you didn't."

    "We gonna chase him?"
    "He said he didn't do it."

    McCrae's expository dialogues are tiresome. He's the character who magically knows what's going on and explains it to the…

  • Navajo Joe

    Navajo Joe 1966

    ★★½ Watched 19 Aug, 2016

    The music in this is awesome. Gunfights? Epic music. Someone's dying? Epic music. Navajo Joe negotiating? Epic music.

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  • The Thing

    The Thing 1982

    ★★★★★ Added

    This is one of my favorite films ever. It is the perfect blend of sci-fi and horror. The special effects are so well done that even decades later they remain a disturbing sight; modern movies should watch The Thing and weep in shame.

    The characters, the paranoia, the sense of claustrophobic doom, it's all brilliantly done.

    I watched this movie when I was decently young, so it holds a special place in my heart as being one of the few films that ever managed to scare me.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness 1992

    ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug, 2013 4

    Just found my MGM Region 3 Director's Cut buried in a pile of DVDs. Groovy.

    The movie is 93 minutes long with some alternate takes and the original ending. It's awesome, though I do miss "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    Army of Darkness is a ridiculous, campy, over-the-top slapstick comedy in which the goofy Ash manages to make life a lot more difficult for everyone he meets. There really is nothing like a Bruce Campbell one-liner.