'Hello, my name is Al Pacino and I used to be an actor. I am now a goatee with a loud voice. Sometimes I am a beard with a loud…
Films 31
Reviews 6
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Nightmares in Red, White and Blue 2009
Nearly 100 years of horror movies distilled into 90-minutes, with most of that time consisting of rapid-cut clips from the better known horror films of the century, I was left…
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The Captains 2011
A strange little movie that at times feels like nothing more than a vanity project for William Shatner, but at other times can be a heartfelt, introspective and honest peek…
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Beyond the Black Rainbow 2011
I want to like this film. I want to love this film. It was stylish and moody with a synth soundtrack to die for (release it commercially, I *will* buy…
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The Happening 2008
Mark Wahlberg gets out acted by a plant.