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  • Escape from Tomorrow 2013

    ★★★ Watched 12 Jan, 2015

    Escape From Tomorrow is helped by knowing a little background about its director and writer Randy Moore. He grew up going to Disney World throughout his childhood with his alcoholic, divorcé father. This apparently made for a weird mix of happy and then unpleasant memories. Go figure. These memories plus more recent career frustrations ended up becoming fodder for his independent feature film shot guerilla-style within the Disney park without the Mouse’s permission. This fact alone raises the end product…

  • The Interview 2014

    ½ Watched 05 Jan, 2015 2

    *** WARNING! THIS REVIEW CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS ***

    Recently, on December 31st of 2014, New Year’s Eve, I had surgery for the first time in my life at the age of 44-an outpatient procedure to correct my severely deviated septum which had caused me sinus and breathing problems for over two decades. I experienced my first I.V. needle being pushed into the back of my hand. I experienced waking up in a post-op recovery room for the first time, groggy,…

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  • Warm Bodies 2013

    ★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2012

    INT. MOVIE STUDIO CONF. ROOM - - DAY

    BJ, a studio head, enters room. Three interchangeable producers have been seated for over an hour.

    BJ:
    Hey Connors! How's it hangin' pal? I banged your ex last night. My complements to YOUR plastic surgeon and HER palates instructor!

    TOADY 1 (CONNORS):
    HA! Good one BJ.

    TOADY 2:
    OOOH! BAM! You are the man BJ!

    TOADY 3:
    Score one for BJ!

    BJ:
    Alright, enough bullshit. Business! So… we're wrapping up that Twilight…

  • Shaun of the Dead 2004

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct, 2012 4

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I've dreaded this moment for a long time. How do you quantify something that you love beyond reason? I've loved Shaun Of The Dead ever since I saw it in the theater for the first time. Actually, about ten minutes in, I was pretty certain that this was going to be one of my new instant favorites.

    I guess the main reason that I love it is that, of all horror movies, the zombie sub-genre is my favorite. Edgar Wright…