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  • Blood Feast

    Blood Feast 1963

    ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct, 2015

    Part of WALLOWEEN ’15!

    5 stars on

    Love it or hate it, Blood Feast was a watershed moment in movie history. Reportedly the first over-the-top slasher flick, filled with copious amounts of blood and gore. Sure the gore is little more than deli counter left overs but I’m guessing audiences in 1963 didn’t know that. I wish I could have felt the impact this bizarre, independent horror made back then when classics like Cleopatra and The Great Escape were…

  • House III: The Horror Show

    House III: The Horror Show 1989

    ★★½ Watched 01 Oct, 2015

    Part of WALLOWEEN ’15!

    4.8 stars on

    Honestly, I upvoted this stinker after watching it. It really is pretty standard late 80’s slasher fare. Career-sleazebag Brion James plays Max Jenke as a goofy dollar store version of Freddy Kruger, only with a meat cleaver instead of finger knives. Gotta have some unique branding I suppose. James goes over the top, circles around and goes over it again which is most of the fun here. His main victim is ably…

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  • Warm Bodies

    Warm Bodies 2013

    ★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2012


    BJ, a studio head, enters room. Three interchangeable producers have been seated for over an hour.

    Hey Connors! How's it hangin' pal? I banged your ex last night. My complements to YOUR plastic surgeon and HER palates instructor!

    HA! Good one BJ.

    TOADY 2:
    OOOH! BAM! You are the man BJ!

    TOADY 3:
    Score one for BJ!

    Alright, enough bullshit. Business! So… we're wrapping up that Twilight…

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead 2004

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct, 2012 4

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I've dreaded this moment for a long time. How do you quantify something that you love beyond reason? I've loved Shaun Of The Dead ever since I saw it in the theater for the first time. Actually, about ten minutes in, I was pretty certain that this was going to be one of my new instant favorites.

    I guess the main reason that I love it is that, of all horror movies, the zombie sub-genre is my favorite. Edgar Wright…