INTERIOR OF A LARGE, CLUTTERED BUT WELL-APPOINTED PUBLISHING AGENT'S OFFICE - - LATE MORNING. TWO MEN CHAT AMIABLY, CLEARLY WAITING FOR A THIRD PERSON.
Look Max, just hear the guy's offer. That's all I'm askin'. You don't like it, we'll pass and talk to the other studios.
I don't know. It's just-
THE HEAVY WOODEN DOOR SUDDENLY SWINGS INWARD TO REVEAL A LARGE TANNED MAN WITH GREYING TEMPLES AND HEAVY AMOUNTS OF PLASTIC SURGERY.…
Building Sites Bite represents a high-water mark in the late 70's child snuff porn film industry of Great Britain. Its production values clearly surpass that of it's inspirational touchstone, Doctor Who, as the plot gives a smart nod to Dante's Inferno and The Prisoner.
What might be dismissed as a mere morality tale by the less learned, the tribulations of our protagonist Ronald clearly represent the struggles of mortal man in an amoral, uncaring universe with his constant searching for…
INT. MOVIE STUDIO CONF. ROOM - - DAY
BJ, a studio head, enters room. Three interchangeable producers have been seated for over an hour.
Hey Connors! How's it hangin' pal? I banged your ex last night. My complements to YOUR plastic surgeon and HER palates instructor!
TOADY 1 (CONNORS):
HA! Good one BJ.
OOOH! BAM! You are the man BJ!
Score one for BJ!
Alright, enough bullshit. Business! So… we're wrapping up that Twilight…