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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jul, 2014 3

    As soon as I start re-watching this, I immediately ask myself a question I know I shouldn't ask but- what the hell, the movie's already four years old. How in sweet FUCK did this cinematic James Garner (miss ya!) tunnel out of Universal's development stalag and make it to theaters!?!? This thing is just too fun, too unique, too eye-meltingly brilliant to exist! And yet, there it is. My personal theory? Somebody at the studio was jabbering on their cell,…

  • A Fantastic Fear of Everything 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 08 Jul, 2014

    Simon Pegg has already proven himself a genius of physical comedy with Shaun Of The Dead. I'm not saying he can coast on that but he does a pretty good job of regularly reminding me that, yes, he's damned funny. And he can act too! He's done some less than stellar movies since but I don't fault him for that. His performance is usually great, if not clownishly Scottish. A Fantastic Fear Of Everything is another plus for his resume.…

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  • Warm Bodies 2013

    ★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2012


    BJ, a studio head, enters room. Three interchangeable producers have been seated for over an hour.

    Hey Connors! How's it hangin' pal? I banged your ex last night. My complements to YOUR plastic surgeon and HER palates instructor!

    HA! Good one BJ.

    TOADY 2:
    OOOH! BAM! You are the man BJ!

    TOADY 3:
    Score one for BJ!

    Alright, enough bullshit. Business! So… we're wrapping up that Twilight…

  • Shaun of the Dead 2004

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct, 2012 4

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.