Remember that guy in high school? You know the one. The stoner who smoked a U-Haul trailer full of pot every day? Maybe you were that guy. He thought everything was hella-significant and saw subversive meaning in every chemistry assignment or civics reading or cafeteria lunch. Well, believe it or not, Bob and Harvey Weinstein gave that guy over one million dollars to make a post-apocalyptic robot slasher flick set in a cluttered studio apartment and based on a short…
INT. MOVIE STUDIO CONF. ROOM - - DAY
BJ, a studio head, enters room. Three interchangeable producers have been seated for over an hour.
Hey Connors! How's it hangin' pal? I banged your ex last night. My complements to YOUR plastic surgeon and HER palates instructor!
TOADY 1 (CONNORS):
HA! Good one BJ.
OOOH! BAM! You are the man BJ!
Score one for BJ!
Alright, enough bullshit. Business! So… we're wrapping up that Twilight…
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I've dreaded this moment for a long time. How do you quantify something that you love beyond reason? I've loved Shaun Of The Dead ever since I saw it in the theater for the first time. Actually, about ten minutes in, I was pretty certain that this was going to be one of my new instant favorites.
I guess the main reason that I love it is that, of all horror movies, the zombie sub-genre is my favorite. Edgar Wright…