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  • The Invitation

    The Invitation 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 18 Apr, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Southern (California) Death Cult.

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane 2016

    ★★★ Watched 23 Mar, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. The ones that eat sugar and shit alcohol.

    Very well-executed, but slight, and probably wouldn't feel so slight if it wasn't for those last ten minutes, which have nothing to do with anything. But who knows, maybe this will start a trend of tacking ten minutes of alien terror onto otherwise non-SF movies. Maybe in the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell and all movies end with spaceships and blobby tooth-monsters.

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  • Beasts of the Southern Wild

    Beasts of the Southern Wild 2012

    ★★ Watched 06 Jan, 2013 11

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hey girl. Sorry you're too young and too small to do anything about global warming, your poverty, your father's horrendous parenting style, your missing mom, your terrible schooling, your community's penchant for alcoholism and general unwindulaxing, and being inculcated with values that emphasize the masculine ("beast it") to the detriment of the feminine ("don't be a pussy"). Oh yeah, and your father dying.

    But hey! You stood up to some imaginary monster pigs, so good for you.

  • Me and Orson Welles

    Me and Orson Welles 2008

    Watched 01 Aug, 2014 4

    BOYHOOD took twelve years to make, but this took twelve years to watch.