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  • Tarzan

    Tarzan 1999

    ★★ Watched 01 Jul, 2015

    Phil Collins is such a fucking wanker.

    "According to Collins, most of the songs he wrote for Tarzan came from improvisation sessions and his reactions while reading the treatment."

    The lyrics to the cringefest that he 'improvised' were:

    Two Worlds

    Vocals: Phil Collins
    Music: Phil Collins
    Lyrics: Phil Collins

    Put your faith in what you most believe in
    Two worlds, one family
    Trust your heart
    Let fate decide
    To guide these lies we see

    A paradise untouched by man

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    Watched 14 Jun, 2015

    Oh, fuck off.

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    Problem Child 2 1991

    Watched 12 Aug, 2012 3

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  • The Room

    The Room 2003

    ★★★★★ Added 2

    This is just the most fun I've ever had watching a movie. A pioneer in what it means for a bad film to be good.