David Raposa ½
You might think you know what poorly-written dialogue sounds like, but unless you've heard what's hocked up in this script, you have no idea. I could vaguely forgive the awful…
Nictate ★★½ 2
That this was a debut is impressive, but I couldn't shake the sense that he was always second-guessing where to put the camera. The Caan and Weld scenes crinkle and…
matt lynch ★★★ 1
"Always winterize your pipes!"
completely bonkers. so tantalizingly gaudy and so jammed with non-sequitur, intentional camp, and bewildering performances that the amusingly garish BATMAN FOREVER seems aesthetically timid by comparison.…
matt lynch ★★★★★ 2
"You talk about the war, I'll talk about what it costs."
proves itself by barely discussing the precious art (mostly a series of names hastily painted on crates), but you…
matt lynch ★★★★★
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