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Black Velvet 1976
Black Velvet is another non-canon Emanuelle film, with Laura Gemser playing a model named Laura, who unfortunately lacks much of the personality and agency the title character is known for.
In fact, the bulk of the runtime consists of characters being despicable to each other, it's actually pretty exhausting! The poster depicts one of the few mutually positive experiences, but it feels like it's out of boredom or necessity. The 70's...
Despite the many beautiful locations on display, the film…
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986
This guy is a psycho, right? I'll truly never understand his appeal. He's so blatantly privileged, spoiled and manipulative to his friends and family. I went to school with people like this, was I the only person sick of them? If there was a redeemable trait in his character I would feel more apt to cheer him on as he pushes everyone around to mend to his desires.
The only way to watch this movie is to follow up with…
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A Quiet Place 2018
A Quiet Place has a fun and easy concept: blind monsters that have super hearing (even though they can't tell when someone's heavily breathing right in front of them). This film's biggest weakness is its missed opportunities though. It briefly hints at the idea of more survivors, different groups of people just like the family in this story. This would make sense, seeing how a four person family lives on a giant, thriving farm (full of…