Matt Conti ★★★★★ 5
Here is a late 80s film that is ripe with satire, has a great sense of humor, but doesn't forget its heart either. It is perfectly paced, and stylishly directed.…
Matt Conti 2
Oh god. Please just let me get through this in one piece.
Not much worse than the first film, which isn't saying much given that the first film is also…
Javier ★½ 2
Franchise Series: RoboCop
" My friends call me Murphy. You call me... Robocop."
THE MANUAL TO KILL A FRANCHISE: ROBOCOP EDITION
A) Don't bring Peter Weller as RoboCop.
Matt Conti 9
There are some people who will tell you that even though they hated the last two Transformers films, they believe that, at worst, the first film is watchable.
E.T. can just fucking fuck off.
Fuck that fucking piece of asthmatic rubber for fucking me over yet again. Making me fucking explain why my eyes went all watery as…