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Iron Man 3 2013
The best of the trilogy.
In classic Shane Black form, and reminiscent of his past effort with RDJ, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, we open with a narration from the protagonist, accompanied by some of the rarest music to ever grace an Iron Man film, the furthest possible thing from AC/DC.
But fear not, Tony Stark is back with a really really big bang as he struggles with not only the emotional fallout of The Avengers but the emerging threat of…
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Planet of the Apes 1968
Charlton Heston in a loincloth hardly constitutes intelligent sci-fi does it?
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Green Lantern 2011
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's SHITE!
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Snow White and the Huntsman 2012
Oh my god, what a boring film. Based on a completely false premise that bucktoothed Kristen Stewart is better looking than Charlize Theron. Close your fucking mouth woman and quit gurning.
Snorefest.
