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  • Happy Valley

    Happy Valley 2014

    ★★★ Watched 05 Jul, 2015

    Between this documentary and the week-long celebration of Nike that my own university just put on, what little remaining pleasure I take from college football is quickly fading.

  • DamNation

    DamNation 2014

    Watched 05 Jul, 2015

    Oh, for the chance to watch this piece of crap with Werner Herzog in the room.

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  • Gravity

    Gravity 2013

    ★★ Watched 29 Oct, 2013 1

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't even know how to watch movies like this anymore. I assume this script is what happens when you decide to make a small character film that requires tens of millions of dollars' worth of special effects. I kept thinking about the Bruce Willis and Julia Roberts movie at the end of The Player.

    I've come up with one scenario where this film isn't aggressively stupid. You know how the entire script is built around the idea that Sandra…

  • Upstream Color

    Upstream Color 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 12 May, 2013 1

    This might be the shit-filled Malick film I was looking for.